From the "You can get money for that?" files...

That's an automatic red flag for me...  if they preach against it then most likely they are engaging in said acts or fighting the temptation. 

Now regarding the types of acts they were engaging in... some people believe if there is no penetration it isn't considered xes. 

Eddie Long must me mighty good at convincing people to do things.  My husband has a sibling who attends his church and they "donated" one of their cars to the church. 

That's an automatic red flag for me...  if they preach against it then most likely they are engaging in said acts or fighting the temptation. 

Well if that's the case then we know Creflo Dollar ain't gay then.  All that ninja preaches about is the spirit of anti-poverty "...and ain't nothing wrong with dat...  Say we mooooovin own uuuuuup!"

Now regarding the types of acts they were engaging in... some people believe if there is no penetration it isn't considered xes.

Channelling Johnnie Cochran for a second...  "Your honor, If his dills-nik didn't cross their lips, then we must acquit...  and quite frankly, if he didn't put it in their azz, then we must give him a pass."   I don't know, sounds like BS to me but I hear ya... 

Eddie Long must me mighty good at convincing people to do things.  My husband has a sibling who attends his church and they "donated" one of their cars to the church. 

A car?!?  Sheeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!  I'm definitely in the wrong dayum business!

Ain't it a shame?  smh....

Ayy .... good to see you man,

Crazy as ever ... I ain't even

gonna comment on the "salami" 

thing bad as I want to ... but you crazy!!! 

Well....I am all for the truth coming out and another scoundrel going down if these allegations turn out to be true BUT I sure as heyl don't want to see ANYTHING about a settlement.  Its like all of a sudden the public's safety is no longer an issue as long as someones pockets get lined.  I think that the public (you, me and our kids) are the victims when this is allowed to happen. Then no one ever knows the truth. I want to see all the so called dirt layed out on the table. 

I sure as heyl don't want to see ANYTHING about a settlement. 


  I know right.  It would be kinda hard for him to try and preach about anything but what happed after any kind of settlement.  Can you see him trying to explain it all to the congregation in a sermon?

Church:  Go 'head bishop.  Tell the truth pastor and shame the devil.

Long:  See church what had happened was...   The devil is biz-zay.  Real biz-zay.  So busy in fact that I was advised by my legal team to settle this friv-o-lus law suit out the kindness of my heart so that these men might be saved.  Ya see... it's rough on a brotha tryin to serve Gawwwwd. 

Church:    Yeah.  Preach, preacha!

Long: So much in fact that...  Ahhhhh.... I say ahhhhh... I see so many people disturbed. Brotha Twan, that is a nice outfit you're wearing today.  Stand up and turn around one time...  Graaaaay-shus Lawd.  That boy fine ain't it church?!   

Another young man has come forward with claims and has filed suit.  Will we have to keep talley like Tiger?  I hope not.  The only problem that I see is the attorney for the two original men says they don't have any proof.  How can you not have proof with everything that they claim has been  done?  Cell phone camera anyone?  Hotel video?  Eye witness? There's got to be some proof somewhere if it is true.

There is some proof I'm afraid.  The major TV news outlets are running a cellphone pic of Bishop Long that he took in his boxers and t-shirt with a Kangol hat to the back (of his head), posing in what looks like his bathroom that was allegedly sent to one of the accusers. 

Given all that...

Dis **** don't look good for the Bishop from where I'm standing.    I personally nominate Ving Rhames to play him in the BET or TV One's move of the week.

Wellllll...I was reserving judgement because

A) Innocent till proven guilty and all that jazz
B) Their credibility is a bit shaky-at least one of the accusers is one of  the people who broke into Eddies office @ the church a few months ago and stole a boatload of **** and is facing charges for that
C) I just don't give a ****

HOWEVER on channel2akshunnewsatnoon today they showed some camphone texts that he allegedly sent to the dudes.  Nothing racy or anything, just the typical negro bathroom shots, (why ya'll think that **** is sexy?  I don't want no damn random pics of you texted to me) but suspect nonetheless.

So I'ont even know at this point.

Now what I DO know is that I will be allupinNewBirthcomeSundee.  I'm just praying that channel2akshunnewsatnoon sticks a microphone in my face and whatever I say goes viral so I can get me some of that Antoine Dodson money

Yes, I'm very ashamed, but at least I'm honest.

... just the typical negro bathroom shots, (why ya'll think that **** is sexy?  I don't want no damn random pics of you texted to me) but suspect nonetheless.


No doubt that would be suspect but Puh-Leeeez...  Half of the mofos on OH, let alone BA,F have had their share of head and body shots taken with urinals and toilets in the posted up in the background.  Now whether or not they are doing it to be sexxy or not I don't know, but I don't see too many ninjas just running out to buy a digital camera when they got one on their phone.
 

it's not the fact that it's a camera phone, it's just the fact that

1) Damn, you couldn't find not ONE bare wall or clean corner in your damn crib to take a pic?  I'd rather see nothing than a toilet in the back.  And why the hell were you soooo compelled to have a photo shoot in THE JOHN?  I mean inspiration strikes me there too, but I generally don't feel cute in there.  But hell, that's just me.

2) I just get personally annoyed when a negro texts me out the blue with a pic of himself trying to look all suave.  So random