GIVING THE GIFT OF PORN...
Ok BAF, I knw someone has an answer for me.
I am going to a sixty-nine (69) themed party this week and I need a gag gift. Something suggestive to *****graphic but not down right gross and disgusting.
I have no idea where to begin to determine what to get much less where to get it. I don't have to worry about anyone taking offense. Any suggestions?
Please?
I am going to a sixty-nine (69) themed party this week and I need a gag gift. Something suggestive to *****graphic but not down right gross and disgusting.
I have no idea where to begin to determine what to get much less where to get it. I don't have to worry about anyone taking offense. Any suggestions?
Please?
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Thanks, I never thought about Spensers. I've got one locally too.
I thought I'd end up going with an illustrated guide to the Karma Sutra. A suitable gift but its just so "predictable Marcia". I'd like to surprise folks by stepping out of my usual box.
A friend is turning 69. For as long as I've known him, he's always talked about this being his favorite number. This will be a fun party and I'd like to show with a fun gift that does not reflect the bibliophile that is me, lol.
I thought I'd end up going with an illustrated guide to the Karma Sutra. A suitable gift but its just so "predictable Marcia". I'd like to surprise folks by stepping out of my usual box.
A friend is turning 69. For as long as I've known him, he's always talked about this being his favorite number. This will be a fun party and I'd like to show with a fun gift that does not reflect the bibliophile that is me, lol.
Me neither. Its just the theme for a friends 69th birthday party. He can't hear that number without commenting on the 69 position as one of his favorite activities. Hence the chosen theme.
I'm not expecting an orgy
. It should be adult humor in good fun. I just know nothing about buying grown up toys/ games/ novelty items.
I'm not expecting an orgy
. It should be adult humor in good fun. I just know nothing about buying grown up toys/ games/ novelty items. 
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on 9/14/10 6:21 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
on 9/14/10 6:21 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
Wow! I guess I have been living under a rock and me and my friends are just too old fashioned! (69) theme party huh?
I can't give you suggestions but have fun!
I can't give you suggestions but have fun! Okay....here are my suggestions....just meant to be sexy with a tad of humor. I would give a small gag gift along with a nicer small non gag gift to take the sting off.
A blow up doll with a DEPEND on it
I saw jelly Beans at Spencers that looked like a bottle of Viagra Pills.
Ok...I am stealing this idea but I thought it was cute...not sure if your friend is married or not BUT you can make him a 69 **** Licking Practice Kit...lol. Not sure how much of that action he wants or gets these days. Take some styroform and decorate it any way you want. Put 69 small dum dum lollipops in it AND label the gift 69 Licks...
and actually make him "lick" on one during the party. That should give every one a laugh or two.
A blow up doll with a DEPEND on it
I saw jelly Beans at Spencers that looked like a bottle of Viagra Pills.
Ok...I am stealing this idea but I thought it was cute...not sure if your friend is married or not BUT you can make him a 69 **** Licking Practice Kit...lol. Not sure how much of that action he wants or gets these days. Take some styroform and decorate it any way you want. Put 69 small dum dum lollipops in it AND label the gift 69 Licks...
and actually make him "lick" on one during the party. That should give every one a laugh or two. Most Active
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