From the "Just butt out of it will ya" files...

(deactivated member)
on 9/7/10 9:09 pm, edited 9/7/10 9:17 pm

Georgia mayor to sign baggy pants ban

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/07/georgia.baggy.pants.law/ index.html?hpt=Sbin

"We've gotten several complaints from citizens saying the folks with britches down below their buttocks was offensive, and wasn't there something we could do about it," [Mayor] Best said.

Britches?! Did this guy just say 'britches' with a straight face. It's 2010, Dude. I'll bet he still refers to panties as bloomers too.

In my honest opinion I think the chief complaintant and supporter of this ban is really the owner of an overalls factory who feels that his sales have been way down since Sean John jeans first went on sale at the local Piggly Wiggly grocery store.

"...council members decided to put exposure due to baggy clothing in the same category as masturbation, fornication and urination in public places."

Oh **** Be careful, Joe the Plumber! These people sound serious. Can't have you exposing your azz-crack accidentally while you're on the job from now on.

Faith *
on 9/7/10 11:34 pm

Lap Band on 02/14/07

Leave that man alone and let him say britches

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown

(deactivated member)
on 9/8/10 12:20 am

RNY on 10/02/08

Nope. There's no need for a big grown man such as himself to be going around saying britches. He probably still goes around saying he has to make a tinkle or some other nonsense too.