DEXA scan results - and no - it ain't pretty

...or we could give the money to the Jheri Curl's kids foundation.  They try to help stomp out juvenile electric slide performing in public before it's too late. 

@ United Stripper College Fund

Uh..   Do they have continuing ed classes or just the degree program. 

I'm just saying..   I'm asking for a friend. 

I'ma kick yo a$$ fo sho!!!!!

How dare you disregard your accomplishments!  Do you know how many ppl would kill to be where you are?  So what? You are 42% fat; but a 100% healthy, which would you prefer?!

Plus if you didn't have that big a$$ mouth; you'd probably be down a good 20%! Heffa!

Where is the middle finger icon when you need it? 

Healthy, smheathly.  i used to wear a size 8!!!!! 

But I did really enjoy  'smoking' a teenager on the track Sunday morning - lil heffa kept 'leap frogging' in front of me on my intervals - till I dug in and gave her one to WORK for - when I looked back, she was on the sideline, doubled over tryna breathe.......

 Now I KNOW Im **** you up!  A size 8! Hell according to what you posted I'm weigh less than you but I am a 14 and ain't budged!  We are roughly the same height so....I guess I am just going to have to be sassified with kickin yo arse around TX.

*speaking in a calm, muted tone* has anyone ever talked to you about a possible anger/agression problem you may have?



But that further ***** with my head - that other mofos weigh less but wear a larger size - that's BULLSHYT for 42% fat........

heck - even the dudes that meet guess my weight at anywhere from 160-180.  They NEVER believe the 200+

it's the ultimate irony, really - if you think about it. 

With respect to my probable...I mean posssible anger problem...dey ain't made an "Anger Manangement" class that could manage me!

Hold on, gotta bite the booty of my pickle.

Okay I'm back...and as far as dudes or any-other-f'in-person in the world guessing MY weight...I'ma haf ta cut 'em!

Now does that sound like a problem to you?

Ummm - I'm mad that I know what the 'booty' of a pickle is and now that you mention it, I want one!!!!!

fat bytches can't fight worth SHYT for getting distracted by FOOD references!!!!  what da heyl was I talking bout anyhow???   I can't get past the pickle booty........

ROTFLMAOINPOT

Okay...there is clarification required I see.  It's not the food reference that has us stuck...it is the reference to booty and the fact that neither of us has gotten any lately!

Crap! Dang it I went on the vice-wagon today w/o a proper send off...would you let me slip a maintence call in?
Wait, wasn't I cussin you out?  About what this time?  After all I am older than you by a teensy weensy bit.

Hey I got a case ready and ready for ya when you come for the big 3-0 anniversary.

Screw da numbers! I'm a firm believer in healthy comes in all forms. Feel good? Exercising? Labs good? Hell.........revel in teh victory. I never wanted to get to a normal BMI. I'm comfy in my "overweight" status!