Thorough Thursdays

It’s Thursday and Mack Mama's been nominated to be on the hot seat!!!! 

Here's how it will work: A BAF member will be selected each week. They will submit a profile and then the rest of BAF will get to ask all the questions they want while the selectee is on the 'hot seat'. With the hopes that our selectee will cooperate and answer all!!!!! 

It's a great way to get to know someone or just be plain ol' nosy. So with that said.......go ahead and ask her anything you’d like to 

Real Name: Trina

Nicknames: T-Pain, T-Money, T- Greezy (due to a failed perm experiment), Bytch (only in the right moment – usually in the bedroom), Muahfukka (typically during an argument), Mellow Yellow, Pinky

Ethnicity: Pure 100% NEGRO – don’t believe me? Don’t let the skin fool you, check my hair roots. 

Born: Once upon a time, not TOO dayum long ago in a land not that dayum far away
Residing In: H-Town, in the hood – but the Huxtable side……

Sign: Sag to DEF!!!!

Status: (dating, playa, etc) Whew…status? Wow, umm…. See… what haddahappen wuz…… let’s say ‘unattached and entertaining suitors for possible long term, semi-committed and long standing, somewhat regular but not too overpowering consistent companionship. Yea – dats it. 

WLS Status: RNY till the day I die baby!!!!!! 
Passions: Fitness – WEIGHTS!!! Nothing like the sound of a 45lb disc getting racked on a weight machine *inhales deeply* aaahhhhh – such wonder!!!! I also like writing – a few, 2 or 3 mofos have told me I have something of a talent for it, I find that it’s a good outlet for my many mental musings and wonderments……

Favorite Color: Purple

Favorite hobby/leisure: is sleep a hobby?  Cause that is what I LOVE to do but can’t get enough of! As a fat bytch, I could outsleep a grizzly – but now….shyyyttttt – I am up before my 4:30am alarm clock sometimes….. SHYT! Ain’t that some bullshyt? WLS takes the ability to eat AND sleep away – that was soooo not in the brochure!!! F*ckers lied to me!  

Favorite food: seriously? We really asking this on a board full of mofos that had to be surgically altered to stop eating?  A favorite?  LOL!!!!  Mexican – I say give em citizenship, hell- I get my lawn mowed, house cleaned and best food from em – give em all green cards!!!!

Favorite scent: *pauses at the thought of the REAL answer……fukk it, yall fam* A fione azz negro fresh out the gym or fresh from cutting a yard….. WHEW!!!!! That shyt is hypnotic!!!!! 

Family: Got a couple mofos that say they are – got baby pics of them holding me and shyt…. I suppose that validates it.  Small family tho – just me, moms and …… well – dats it! My mom ain’t one for family events, so I don’t really know any of the other ‘kindreds’.  

Occupation: got one. And I’m not telling you what I do – my boss is still tryna figure that out, I gotta keep some shyt to myself! 

Personality: sweet, shy, even-tempered, good natured……. *struggling to hold a straight face….crumbles into wild, untamed laughter* Naw, naw, for reals – I’m a THUG!!!! But – if I feel like you’re worthy, that you are on the up and up – I’d give you the shirt off the back of the mofo sitting behind me.  For real! I like to be charitable. *big grin*

Inspirations: To be honest – I draw inspiration from mofos like Colin Powell, Condy, Tiger Wood’s caddy – the mofo that helps the Pope get in the Popemobile. I never ever want to be the owner or CEO of a company or the one responsible, ultimately, for running the show….. I’ll be a damned good right hand man though!!!! Plausible Deniability, Mitigating Cir****tances and Unsubstantiated Evidence to the contrary – I got all the needed lines down cold!!!! 

Motto: I got a couple…..

*Luck is when preparation meets opportunity

*Never turn down a free drink

*Love can’t be bought……but you can damn sho RENT it for a lil while

*I don’t discriminate – I hate everyone equally

*Whoever sleeps closest to the bathroom is in charge of turning off the light

*You can technically void an entry on your ‘got it’ list if you can solidly prove there are no traceable ties to them and you used a condom

*Anything a mofo asks you, THEY don’t know – so if you don’t tell it – it never happened

*Sometimes it really isn’t rain.  It is, in fact **** on your head.

*One woman’s loss is the next woman’s suspected murder victim.

*No – it’s not better to have loved and lost. It’s better to have loved and have beat the SNOT outta the mofo for the bullshyt they did and have them see and live with the pain of the shyt they did for the rest of their natural, stinkin, worthless, ****** up azz life – cause WHO the heyl wants to see THIS sack of shyt do anything good in life anydayum way???? *catches breath* oh – my bad!!!!  hehehehehehehhehehe
Anything else you want us to know: No mofos were harmed in the writing of this profile.  Disclaimer: The Mack will not be held liable or accountable for any damaged property, relationships, self image or other shyt you can come up with should you read this or anything else written here.

 

Oh yes – and I do believe I am the ONE Black, former fat bytch who is from the south but CANNOT make gravy or fry chicken.  Yes – I know…. I know….. how dat happen????? LOL!!!!! 

Thanks Trina!

1. What would you name your autobiography? What would be the name of your "unauthorized biography"?

2. If you were forced to change your ethinicity, what would you pick?

3. Grey or gray?

4. Tea or coffee?

5. Name one WLS regret.

6. Democrat or Repube?

1. 'It ain't over till *I* start singing........

Unauthorized?  Nah - that would never make it to release - you'd see me on America's most wanted for killing the writer of such a piece! LOL

2. I would be hispanic.  It's the up and coming 'race' in america - plus, I could stop relaxing my hair and just focus on coloring it.

3. gray

4. I wish I had done it right after my atkins stint and got down to 300.  I regained 86 after that and went into surgery at 358lbs. I really feel that I would be at 175-150 if I had done it at the right point.

5. Republican!!!!! and yes, I did vote for Obama - only because Sarah Palin scared the CRAP outta me.

Dont understand why Mack is on the hotseat.  Everybody already know everything there is to know about her if you have been following this here BAF for a while.  And if not, go to oh girls blog, it will have your behind in stitchez.. Yes I read it a few times.

Oh, but I do have one question:

Mack, why did you stop writing the spiritual posts everyday, I really liked those?

That is all!

Have a great one.

LOL!!!!  Actually - there's quite a bit you do NOT know about me.  It may seem that I am an open book, but I am a calculated open book.  I am very mu*****ontrol at all times with regard to WHO knows WHAT about me........

I stopped publishing them - not writing them.  I got tired of the smack talking from the 'righteously right and saved'.  As if I can't think about God at ALL on a serious level because I also think about the club in the same breath..... ~sigh~

 

1.  Have you ever thought to yourself, "Other than being born wealthy, why is Paris Hilton still considered famous?"

2.  Isn't hopscotch a dumb game for kids?   I mean, where's the joystick or mouse?

3.  Did you ever wonder why Florida Evans never questioned Wilona as to why she used to just bust in on the family like she was the police whenever they were just chillin' at the crib?

 

4.  If blondes do in fact have more fun, does that mean that black people with nappy hair are depressed as heyll?

5.  Describe your style of dress outside of the office: Strawberry Shortcake meets Vanity 6, Prom night at San Quentin, Ghetto-chic with a twist of hood.

yous a silly somebody!!!!! LOL

1 - nope - I never question why any white person is rich.  I thought that was their natural, intended state of being.
2. Ok - that's just silly.  My fav kid game is 4 square tho.
3. No - never watched Good times all that much.  Poor people do not facinate me.
4. Yes - nappy hair is not cute! I did an experiment where I wore my natural hair and color for a while - ZERO on the attention meter, but presto chango to Clairol Lightest Blonde and whaaLA! I no longer paid for my own drinks.....

5. Ghetto chic with a twist of hood - the more skin, the better.  Niccas love smooth even skin tone - I'm like a wax museum display to them sometimes.....   whooo - how you keep it all so light????? LOL!!!! 

yous a silly somebody!!!!! LOL

True dat.  True dat.

1 - nope - I never question why any white person is rich.  I thought that was their natural, intended state of being.

For a long time I did too but that didn't deter me from wanting to be rich too.

2. Ok - that's just silly.  My fav kid game is 4 square tho.

Kids have it too good.  All that energy, imagination, and time on their hands and all those lil' fuggers want to do is watch ****ty TV or play video games.  Youth really is wasted on the young.

3. No - never watched Good times all that much.  Poor people do not facinate me.
 
See... you sound like you grew up with both of your parents in the home with good government jobs no less.

4. Yes - nappy hair is not cute! I did an experiment where I wore my natural hair and color for a while - ZERO on the attention meter, but presto chango to Clairol Lightest Blonde and whaaLA! I no longer paid for my own drinks.....

I heard that.  Ya gotta use what works.

5. Ghetto chic with a twist of hood - the more skin, the better.  Niccas love smooth even skin tone - I'm like a wax museum display to them sometimes.....   whooo - how you keep it all so light????? LOL!!!! 

The skin thing never really fascinated me to be honest.  I've seen several beautiful women both inside and out with ashy butts and booty pimples galore; and I've also seen some chicks with such down-trodden spirits and unscrupulous dispositions who had flawless skin looking like they slid right off of a box of Ambi.  uh...  where was I going with this?  Hmmm...  I don't know...  I found a shiny dime piece one time, blacker than the crack of a coal-miners azz in a cave at midnight.  She had big boobies too...      

Ummmm  yuck  to : 

Favorite scent: *pauses at the thought of the REAL answer……fukk it, yall fam* A fione azz negro fresh out the gym or fresh from cutting a yard….. WHEW!!!!! That shyt is hypnotic!!!

Gotta teach a class,  questions later.