Becky Sue gone wild

Ayy yo,

Glenn Beck's (from here on out - Becky Sue to me) 'Restore Honor' [Klan] rally failed to do just that in my opinion.  Seriously folks, what honor was she trying to restore here?  Let's face facts, America has been losing it's "honor" at the hands of the Wall Street fat cats, who have been wholesaling it off to other countries like China, India, the Czech Republic for decades now - long before Obama became the right-wing's lighting rod for social and economic upheaval in the U S of A.  Right now the Japanese yen is 84 times stronger than the US dollar.  That's a dayum shame given that Japan is roughly the size of Georgia and Florida put together.  Nevermind the fact that they have more people than we do from Maine to Florida but that's another story. 

I don't see how honor was supposed to be restored.  Did she even come close?  Not on my watch.  First, I feel you have to be truthful to your audience.  Don't tell them on the low that this rally is to really to shame and zing Obama and those Democrats and then stop your lunatic followers short of displaying their racist propaganda on signs and posters for the rest of the world to see.  No, let them fly their racist hate-flags with pride, exposing your dumbazz.  Don't tell them that you're going to go to DC to tell the liberals just how you feel and then deliver a semi-passive agressive speech about God and the troops overseas.  WTH?!  If you got scared at the last minute because you know deep in your heart that you're scared you may slip and say something racist and idiotic while the whole world is watching and thus lose your made up credibility, then just say that you got scared.  Keep it real, *****  But most importantly don't lie ABOUT the audience.  Faux News aired a scrolling banner about the rally saying that there was over 500,000 people in attendance, while all of the internet sites that take snapshots of these crowds and large gatherings from outer space agree that the most Becky Sue got to come see her new dress and bonnet was about 89,000 people total.  You lyin' heffa.

Grandma Sarah showed up this past weekend too all full of pizz and vinegar as usual with no real cause in sight.  No surprise there.  I take it when she was a child the open-mouthed slap to the grille hadn't been invented yet.  No I'm not advocating violence towards women but back in her day children were to be seen and not heard, but nowadays she and Becky Sue resemble grown-ups running around here and there whining like spoiled children. "Waah waah. I want you to hear me.  sigh.  The liberal media is too busy pointing out that I'm only a pawn for the right-wing conservative movement in America to take what I say actually seriously.  Boo hoo hoo.  Reload and shoot something...  Whimper, whimper, whimper..."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch they are still smarting over the fact two years later that a black man won the U.S. Presidential election.  Even John McCain has moved on and he was the mah-fugga that lost to Obama.  Seriously.  I swear everytime Becky Sue looks into the television camera and says she wants to restore honor here I think I'm going to see a red-neck klansman slap his knee, leap up out of his seat, and yell, "Heyll Yay-yuh, Gawd dayummit!..." but to be fair to the klansmen of America, I think they are probably to busy practising yelling out "You lie!" at the next State of the Union Address to do that. 

If you really want to restore honor to America, ladies, at least from where I'm sitting, you'll urge your business owner friends and radical right-wing supporters in America to help jump start this lame-azz economy and revitalize spending by hiring Americans once again and not just ship all of our jobs overseas in order to make a quick profit for yourselves and your shareholders.  But I know you don't really want to restore any honor you just want to whine and complain until your side wins an election or two and then you'll miraculously switch gears and say that America's honor is being restored - overnight.   I would say that you and Grandma Sarah sound stupid but that would really be an insult to stupid people.  So put your dress back down and find somewhere to hide.  No one wants to sample your hate based wares today.