From the "What would Maury do..." files

Bristol Palin’s Friend Might Also Be Pregnant With Levi Johnston’s Child

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-bristol-palins-friend-migh t-also-be-pregnant-with-levi-johnstons-child/?TrackID=obpaid &obref=obnetwork

Well girls, that debonair playboy silky smooth hunk of a ladykiller stud dressed in hip waders and flannel, smelling of old spice and fresh moose dung, who also enjoys "wrasslin' fishin' and huntin 'n junk..." from Wasilla, Alaska has struck again - with his pee-pee that is.  Yep. Women throughout the US are urged to wear a chastity belt around this guy cause I hear he's quite fertile and looking to breed.

A friend of Bristol Palin‘s says she may be knocked up with her ex-boyfriend Levi’s child.  Ooh no!  And you thought Fantasia had problems.  Looks like Levi found the left over bottle of whatever Bobby was slippin Whitney all of these years and is running amuck up there in snow country without a condom in sight.

According to The National Enquirer, Lanesia Garcia of Wasilla, Alaska, apparently dated Levi when he and Bristol broke up last year (some friend!) and he put his thing in her thing and well, you know ...

Well doesn't that makes a lot of sense.  I hear it's really cold up there in Freezeyaballzoff, Alaska and people need other ways to keep warm besides sporting the latest in bear hides and raccoon skins to the county Feed Store; or rather than drinking tons of vodka and other homemade spirits concocted out of old tire irons and tree bark.
Good luck, Grandma Sarah.  Looks like you're daughter really doesn't know how to pick 'em.

This sentence almost made me spill my drink this morning , oh No NOT another baby's mama....well that sure hangs it up for Sara Palins run for President in 2012 for sure!

Well girls, that debonair playboy silky smooth hunk of a ladykiller stud dressed in hip waders and flannel, smelling of old spice and fresh moose dung, who also enjoys "wrasslin' fishin' and huntin 'n junk..." from Wasilla, Alaska has struck again - with his pee-pee that is.  Yep. Women throughout the US are urged to wear a chastity belt around this guy cause I hear he's quite fertile and looking to breed.

Good point.

That, IMHO, actually falls in line with what I find to be a weird view of the world shared with a lot of Right-wing religious yahoos in America today.  A majority of them feel as though rashes, warts, and diseases contracted through faulty xes practices is simply a by-product of being Black or Hispanic and being from a poverty stricken environment, poorly educated (ie. college or other form of higher education),

But (<--- big butt here)

if, they also seem to feel, you're a white Republican then all you really have to be concerned with is whether or not you just happen to get pregnant, realize your "mistake," and have the where with all to take care of your responsibilty. WTF?! Who cares if you're walking around with a doorknob sized knot on your pecker or you have angry crabs with spears and Indian drums marching around your whoo-hah, as long as you don't have an abortion then it's all good.

Fugg dat!