Say it ain't so, Mack Mama. Say it ain't so...

Ayy yo,

There I was perusing the web the other night, when I decided to check out a new site that someone on BAF had pointed me to:

                                                 http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

Now if you want a good hearty laugh out loud read and not just a measly ole "lol" one, then check this site out.  #1 Mack Mama will have you in stitches at her assessments of some of the "gah-bidge" that goes on in the dating spectrum and more importantly the weak game that's being perpetrated by katz these days.

Case in point (used without permission):

"THIS old bastid texts me that he can come to my HOUSE and talk to me outside for a bit. UMMM - can you say 'HEYL to the ****** NAW'????!!!!!! My home is my fortress - you need White House vetting clearance to even get directions! I don't care if you don't come IN - you ain't gonna see the parameter until I am WAAAAYYYYYY comfortable. Now that my full on 'creepy' detectors are blazing, I am in full retreat mode."

See, I told ya.  Man o' man, I haven't laughed this hard since Steve Harvey stopped wearing a toupe and told the entire world that he just decided one day to cut all of his hair off.  MM's wit is just as sharp, if not sharper, as it is on BAF, and you know how she puts it down on BAF.

Do yourself a favor and holla at my homie and show her some luv, Yo.  Head on over to her neck of the woods on the web and treat yourself to a laugh or three.  Word to the wise: Fellas, if you want a shot at the #1MM on the real, then you'd better step your game up.  If you don't I'll just read about your dumb-azzes on her blog.  I'm sure the two of you won't disappoint me.

Peace.

I love #1MM's straight forward talk.  I will be heading over there to read some of her blogs, I'm sure I'll find some useful information for the folks that cross my path.

Thanks for this Double A!

No problem, Luv.  I just call 'em like I see 'em.

  OMG - is this a celebrity endorsement????  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Thanks for the love man - I really appreciate it.  I started it just as a goof - my homies were getting tired of the emails, I figured I'd just put all that mess in one place, but then it got interesting!!!!!

Stay tuned - more to come - I've changed the 'original recipe' so it's bound to get more interesting!!! LOL

Copyright!  I'm telling you you've got a great easy read of amusing anecdotes.  I know folks far less entertaining who have copyrighted theri work. 

Personally I think you and MM should team up. Dating from both perspectives kind of thing. You could be the Siskel and Ebert of BAF, lol.

My .02 do with it what you will...

WOW - $0.02!!  Big spender......

another $5.23 and I can get a latte.....

YO!  Double Aye - lemme hold $5.......

                                                               
                                                                              Let chu hole fi dollahs?!

                                                                         
                                                                               Heyyyyyyyyyyylll No! 

MM#1 is the total true.  I mean AKA Dr. T Pain. (my nickname for her)

Ayy, I'm glad you know the true about Steve Hardy.  I use to live in Dallas and I visited his comedy club all the time.  He wasn't wearing that rug then.  People don't believe me when I tell them he was always bald.

Oh yeah.  A couple of my friends who are real stand-up comedians that have worked with him a number of times in the past were the first ones to hip me to the real deal on his fake-azz coiffure.  That is until I looked back at those old Def Comedy Jam VHS tapes and noticed that his hair had that same shape and style for over 20 years.  Not even Little Richard or Zsa Zsa Gabor will keep a "look" that long.