Sex sounds at the GYM!!
I assure Glam you are not alone.
Short story: last year I worked out in one of those base muscle head gyms, you know the type where 250lb men with more muscle than the Brawny man workout and inevitably drop 5000lbs of metal weights from 8 or 9 feet in the air. Now how can anyone imagine ppl finding that distracting, however I digress (I do that a lot. I might want to have that checked.)
Anyway I was on one of the weight benches; not sure which exercise my trainer (from here on she will be described as Medusa) had me doing but it was just Medusa and I and another trainer (forever known as Beazlbulb) and his client. Well I kept noticing these looks the client was throwing my way...I didn't think anything about it (hey I'm cute). So as I am running on the treadmill, Medusa and Beazlebulb get together and are cracking up. I get frustrated at not being in on the joke and asked what was so funny.
Beazlebulb informs me with not such a straight face that his client was so intrigued with the sounds I made while working out that not only did she want him to pass me her number but she made a special request to do the exact same exercises so she could sound like that too. She thought I had an ****** whilst in the midst...cow! So after I called her....jk
Short story: last year I worked out in one of those base muscle head gyms, you know the type where 250lb men with more muscle than the Brawny man workout and inevitably drop 5000lbs of metal weights from 8 or 9 feet in the air. Now how can anyone imagine ppl finding that distracting, however I digress (I do that a lot. I might want to have that checked.)
Anyway I was on one of the weight benches; not sure which exercise my trainer (from here on she will be described as Medusa) had me doing but it was just Medusa and I and another trainer (forever known as Beazlbulb) and his client. Well I kept noticing these looks the client was throwing my way...I didn't think anything about it (hey I'm cute). So as I am running on the treadmill, Medusa and Beazlebulb get together and are cracking up. I get frustrated at not being in on the joke and asked what was so funny.
Beazlebulb informs me with not such a straight face that his client was so intrigued with the sounds I made while working out that not only did she want him to pass me her number but she made a special request to do the exact same exercises so she could sound like that too. She thought I had an ****** whilst in the midst...cow! So after I called her....jk
Ok - see - now I need a new trainer AND a new gym - I could really keep this celibate thing going with the proper 'maintenence'.......
LOL!!!!!
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OMG!!!!!!! Medusa and Beaszlebulb!!!! I love it!!!! I had a trainor a few years ago who was...I'm sure of it...a Nazi. Well then you understand me. Big brawney guys all over the place sounding like rutting rams, grunting and snorting and I let out a little squeel and everybody's gotta come unglued. Pissed me right off too. 
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on 8/10/10 8:45 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
on 8/10/10 8:45 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
Ah...what a *****! Probably some jealous witch...It's the old grunt huh?
...as long as you are not saying... ooh baby it's good... following your grunts....don't worry about..
Acttually I don't say a word I am too busy grasping for breath during my workouts.
...as long as you are not saying... ooh baby it's good... following your grunts....don't worry about..Acttually I don't say a word I am too busy grasping for breath during my workouts.
Exactly!! It's not like I was up there screaming out that mans name!!! She was just trying to embarrass me. I was thinking about it last night,that if I turned him turned him on breathing hard at the gym, he's probably a nasty man to begin with. You know what I mean? He's most likely a hyper-sexual, immature idiot who gets turned on by everything.
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