Sex sounds at the GYM!!
on 8/10/10 4:18 am
If I were at your gym and heard you making sex sounds I would get on the machine right next to you and start making them with you.
Seriously though I went to a gym where they had a signs posted saying something like this gym does not allow or tolerate loud, leud, grunting, noises. It was posted on oppostie walls of the gym.
I can just see you doing that too! 
Okay but how can they post that Lee when it's not always controllable. At least it's not for me. I mean really! It's not like I'm having an ****** up in the joint. I'm working out for pete sake!
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I almost said "You're just pissed off cuz his viagra just kicked in and he still doesn't want to bang your old dried up *_Bleep_* "! I'm telling you...it took all my Jesus! And today was NOT the day girl...
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I'll give you the # to the line in my bedroom, lemme know what time so I can make sure I'm in bed already..... and you might have to repeat them several times so I can really understand what they sound like - just keep repeating till I say stop tho, m'kay?
wha??? I said I'm celibate - I ain't say I wasn't freaky no mo!!! 
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!!!!!! Gurrlll, you crack me up!! I needed that today. Thank you. All I will say on that is I have been told that I have a very distinctive phone voice. It either makes people sleepy or....well. So..you can imagine the issues I've had doing phone interviews or talking to repair people. I really need to do some voice work and make some real damn money from it. Anyway..the free weight suggestion is an awesome one! ..and I should wear some see through pants and panties that says lick me on them!!!
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