OT: Ask Mack..... Part II - Freaky Friday!!!!!!

 *Martin voice* Whasssup, whassssup, WHASSSSUPPPPPP???!!!!!! 

Hello friends and neighbors - today marks the end to yet another week we have made it thru and Ionknow bout you, but *I* can't wait till 5 o'mofoin CLOCK to get the heyl up outta the office and head home!!!!

....wait - did I say 5?  Umm - I meant I can't wait for 2 min past whatever time my boss leaves the damn office...... 

Anyhoo - what's on your mind?  Let's make this board INTERESTING on a friday again - same as before - ask a question or make your statement about WHATEVER, just don't bring thin skin and make sure you pack your balls TIGHT - cause I am ready to rock and roll today!!!!!! LMAOOOOO

SPEAK ON IT!!!!!

 I'm waiting...........

Me first!!!!!!

Good Morning BAF!!!
Is it me,or is your sex life better since you have shedded weight?
Here lately I have became a ********ol!  

uhmmmm .... Imon be back with my freaky statment!

No, boo - it ain't just you!!!

I was already Vanessa Del Rio - I've upgraded my dayum self!!! LMAOOOOOO

Umm - just a heads up (no pun intended) it gets BETTER!!!!!

my advice....... buy some toys NOW.......

Uumm..........2x......Question??????.............You getting your freak on with that friend/church lady's husband who you blogged about a copule of weeks ago.  Her husband was checking for you  when his wifey tried to play you and say she didn't see any weight loss in you???.....huh???.........Is that why the diggidy is so dayum good now...........Just asking

J

LMFAO!!  Girl no!  I wouldnt have him..... Besides I got a man, a good man I must add....   You are a trip!!

See - I had to read that ish like 4 times.....

that's how rumors get started!!!! I was REALLY over here like.....'did I miss somethin???'

LOL!!!!

Hey MS#1MM !  I know better than to get all sensitive, lol.  After yeaterday you're gonna love this one. 

A nice enough fella I've known for a long time gave me a gift yeaterday.  Yes this is another present from a man who will never be petting this Kittycat.  I'm just not feeling him.  As always I repeatedly make this clear but he likes me anyway.  He'll make someone a good steady man one day but just not me. 

We've established chicks like me may screw it up for other women.  Do you think its the potential conquest, that is climb the impossible mountain that keeps the one's I don't want coming back?  I don't get this level of attention from men I'm interested in and they don't shower me with gifts.  

Hmmm, have I developed a strategy without knowing it.  I'm generally pretty blunt.  If I'm feeling you I say so.  If not I say so.  Perhaps I should just play hard to get when I want to get got.  However, I know I would not.  I have no patience for flirtatious games, lol. 

Ok Dr Mack, analysis please.  LMAO already. 

  



                                                     Oooooh...   You gon' git it.