From the "Shut up already... Dayum!" department
Ayy yo,
Haven't you heard? There was a high-powered sista formerly with the USDA (no relation) out there who never really got the memo, obviously, that in thi****ech day and age of cell phone cameras and the super secret undercover folks who "wanna-somehow-embarrass-Obama-every-chance-they-can" gestapo, you can't go around making speeches all willy-nilly about not being fair towards people that don't readily look like you:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/07/20/agriculture.employee.naacp/index.html?hpt=T1
Unfortunately, she gave a speech talking about how she "could've really helped a white farmer save their land but instead she did just enough..." WTH!?! Of course, ya know she's now sitting at home jobless, fuming and "talking some more" (albeit complaining really) about how she was setup and how people had been out to get her because a black woman in power yadda, yadda, yadda...
No, no, no... When asked to give a speech these days divulge only the following:
1. Who you are - Name, rank, and serial number, Souljah.
2. What is it that you do - State it; don't re-create it.
3. Give thanks to "the Lawd" for having that job - don't worry most of the people there will be black so they can relate to the Lawd.
4. Encourage others to keep perservering. - Keep It Simple, Stupid
Given just that, your speech may be boring as heyl but most people who show up for it will mostly likely come for the free food anyway. I should know; I do.
Anybody ask me about my white man - he's the bestested-est white mayn in de whole wide world!!!!! and that is ALL Imma EVA SAY!!!
Heck - I'm surprised they didn't have IT override her email and type her shyt out FOR HER.... and just hand her the confirmation when she showed up to work. Somebody tell that heffa to get OFF TV!!!! she ain't helping a THING by recalling the story of how FAST your boss wanted everybody to know you no longer had your job!!!!! MOST mofos get the courtesy of putting an out of office on that says:
Hey there - I'm never gonna read whatever email you just sent me because I QUIT!!! That's right - QUIT. Got tired of all the issues and questions, including whatever you sent. You probably do know the answer and are just too lazy or think it'll look better for me to take the blame for whatever you just jacked up and need a scapegoat for - well, press on - it won't be me, I am DONE!!!!
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(BALTIMORE, MD) - NAACP President and CEO Benjamin Todd Jealous issued the following statement today after a careful investigation into the presentation of former USDA Official Shirley Sherrod.
"With regard to the initial media coverage of the resignation of USDA Official Shirley Sherrod, we have come to the conclusion we were snookered by Fox News and Tea Party Activist Andrew Breitbart into believing she had harmed white farmers because of racial bias.
Having reviewed the full tape, spoken to Ms. Sherrod, and most importantly heard the testimony of the white farmers mentioned in this story, we now believe the organization that edited the documents did so with the intention of deceiving millions of Americans."