Sunday dinner - don't ask me shyt about it......

 Yep - not cooking - KMA. 

So - what are YOU doing????  And you know - it seems to me that you mofos ain't been cooking at all - what the hell is THAT all about????

What?  You bring home a doggie bag from Vegas???  

OK, so I'm back on my pain meds and I'm a little high and getting rolly polly from the weight gain and loosing my mind too so I'm cooking today. 

I'm in a vegie mood so its my cauliflower no-tato salad; sauteed eggplant; and I'm feeling some turnips if I can find any.  And did I mention the amphetamines and muscle relaxants?  I could really top this all off with a vanilla honey burbon protein shake right now. 

My homeowner's is paid up in case I forget to turn the stove off.  Wish me luck!!!!  

you are absolutely correct.........it is too hot for any cookin I am getting mine best  I can!  and since you say you aint cookin either I dont feel bad!   LMBO

Ya'll mean to tell me that only two of us cooked today??????? WTH is with that???

Well, I cooked walking across my yard to my truck.  I cooked in my truck while driving across town to my parents house.  I cooked walking across my parents yard to their front door.  Then I cooked as I fell into my tiny azz plate of baked chicken, cabbage and squash. 

YUM, THAT WAS THE BEST MEAL I EVER COOKED AND I EVEN GOT ME A DOGGIE BAG TOO!!!

Now hows that for cookin???

Hey MM!

I cooked baked chicken breast, limas, rice and cornbread on yesterday.  You know I have been cooking ...no sammiches yet and it has been over a year now.  Here within the next week I am going on strike to get some of this weight off of me by starting Atkins or the protein train.

 I know it's been wayyy more than a minute!!!!  Gurl...... just remember I wanna invite and you betta have an OPEN BAR.......