Here's an easy one... (or five)
Ayy yo,
Welcome back to the grind. I'm still in mourning over here regarding the passing of Gary Coleman this past weekend so I'm gonna take it easy and not think or work too hard today. I believe Gary would have wanted that for me. So having said that...
Name your top five:
Actors:
1. Denzel Washington - peep his Malcolm X work or Glory
2. George Clooney - hard to believe that he started on The Facts of Life
3. Brad Pitt - Dat ninja was da truth in Benjamin Buttons and 12 Monkeys
4. Will Smith - why can't he get an Oscar?
5. Danny Glover - true actor's actor right there
Actresses:
1. Halle Berry - she's even better when she keeps her clothes on
2. Taraji P. Henson - shocked me that she was that dayum good
3. Loretta Devine - those big eyes of hers work magic on screen
4. Regina King - came a long way from living at 227
5. Phylicia Rashad - a bit type-casted but still effective
Comedians:
1. D.L Hughley - don't do another talk show please
2. Katt Williams - just say no to drugs
3. Dane cook - he ain't no punk; he's got jokes
4 Cedric the Entertainer - mad funny when ain't singin'
5. Pablo Fransisco - the voice-over king
What's in your wallet, BAF? Holla atcha boy.
Actors:
1. Denzel Washington - Still act rings around anyone out there. Yeps...He tore it up in Malcolm X
2. Jamie Foxx - Anyone that can play a part better than the real person has it going on!!! He killed it in Ray and is simply multi-talented.
3. Johnnie Depp - Very versatile...loved his old movies before all of the
fantasy flicks.
4. Will Smith - Hummmm...he's just all that and a bag of chips. His acting skills are very strong. I get lost in his characters.
5. Tyler Perry - He cracks me up! and is multi-talented too.
Actresses:
1. Angela Bassett - Mrs. Jackson to Stella to Tina Turner....she kept me captivated!
2 Halle Berry - Has mad acting skillz but can't pick roles to save her life.
2. Taraji P. Henson - This sista is bad.....I see her rising above
3. Kerry Washington - I am still tripping off the Last Kind of Scotland...she's good...very versatile...and can fake a accent with perfection.
4. Sanaa Lathan - Shes a good actress and knows how to pick good roles. I have loved her in every movies that she has played in.
Comedians:
1. Steve Harvey - Just funny...true to life material2. Wanda Sykes - politiclly charged, intelligent and funny as all get out!
3. Jim Carrey - His contortions still trip me out...how does he do those faces...LOL!
4. Dave Chappelle - "This is Rick James biotch! LOL!...still can't get past this one liner.
5. Jamie Foxx...when he ain't singin or actin or something else!
However, Jamie Foxx would have made my top 5 actors list but over the weekend I happened to catch about 15 minutes of that bull**** Hold Up movie he did with Nia Long a few years back and I had to knock him out of the running on that alone.
Actors:
Will Smirth
Harrison Ford
Denzel Washington
Andy Griffith
Terrance Howard
Actresses:
Julia Roberts
Cicily Tyson
Angela Bassett
Esther Rolle
Jada Pinkett-Smith
Queen Latifah (in Set It Off)
Comedians:
Red Foxx
Richard Pryor
Cedric the Entertainer
Bernie Mac
Bill Cosby
Monique
Sommore
Okay... I ain't gon' front on ya. I used to be a Matlock fan back in the day too. However, I used to live near a train station and every night that Matlock was on and just before he'd annouce how the crime was committed or how he figured out just who the killer was - The DAYUM TRAIN WOULD GO THUNDERING BY... Now that's an hour wasted and I can't even get the best part of the dayum show. Sheesh.
Actors
1.Gerald Butler
2.Will Smith
3.Ryan Reynolds
4.Idris Elba
5.Bradley Cooper
Actress
1.Rachel Mcadams
2.Angelina Jolie
3.Lindsey Lohen (don't hate... I heart LiLo)
Comedians
1.Dave Chapelle
2.Sasha Baron Cohen
3.Martin Lawrence
4.Chris Rock
5.Tracy Morgen
6.Seth MacFarlene
Ok I guess I do have a full list
Vida Cambio
(Weight loss in progress)
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
Highest Weight: 302 Started Researching WLS Weight : 275 Surgery Weight : 240
Current Weight : 175
GW : 164 Long term GW : 140
Comedians - and I give you props on Dane - he is tha TRUTH!!!! and since I ain't doin the other categories, Imma give you 15 funny mofos
1. Richard Jeni (RIP)
2. Dane Cook
3. Chris Rock
4. Lisa Lampanelli
5. Jeff Foxworthy
6. Lewis Black
7. George Lopez
8. George Carlin
9. Richard Pryor
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Sommore
12. Rickey Smiley
13. Aries Spears (love the art of imitation)
14. Eddie Griffin
15. DL Hugely
2. Dane Cook
3. Chris Rock - never miss one of his HBO specials but I wish he would stop doing movies.
4. Lisa Lampanelli - female Don Rickles on acid laced with crack
5. Jeff Foxworthy - funny but he must be from another country, cause he talks funny...
6. Lewis Black -
7. George Lopez - Love his TV show; wouldn't pay to see him live though.
8. George Carlin - without a doubt funny
9. Richard Pryor - the Original original king of comedy
10. Eddie Murphy - funny but stop doing those family movies like Shrek and Daddy Day Care... WTF
11. Sommore - mad props to this sista. Very funny.
12. Rickey Smiley - Very funny indeed.
13. Aries Spears (love the art of imitation) - I heard he was a jerk to work with. Wassupwiddat?!
14. Eddie Griffin - Insanely funny.
15. DL Hugely