Bowel Prep...

Oh My Lord.... Can they make this thing taste any better ? Are they kidding me, do I really have to drink that gasoline container full of it???? I put 2 packets of orange in it, and my eyes are watery, my nose is running, and I have to keep myself from throwing up.... I don't know how I'm going to drink all of it, 32 ounces down and like 499 ounces left....
 

i ACTUALLY should have waited to take my lil one to the school bus stop before starting to drink this mess, cause How about if it kicks in while I am still waiting for the bus to come??? Oh what a genius what a genius... LOL

Are you having a colonoscopy.  I had to do that prep for my first colonoscopy and my second.
Thankfully by the time I was due for another one I had a different gastroenterologist who used
pills and magnesium citrate. 

My thoughts are with you.  I had to hold my nose and chug.

Stay close to the bathroom. 

No, I'm having RNY tomorrow and this is the Surgeon's way of not having a ****ty day... LOL

 

Congrats on your upcoming surgery!

I didn't do a bowel prep prior to surgery - just a week of liquids.

BUT....I did a prep for a colonoscopy....Whew-wee! That was a trip. I feel pity for you when you start crapping   Pure chemical crap flying out of your (_*_)

Jump in the shower after each BM. Don't wipe with tissue because your butt is going to be raw. Send someone out to get you some hemorrhoid wipes to help soothe the pain.

Good luck!

LOL... My bootie is PUCKERED up and Blowing KISSES... LOl SO far the crapping isnt the bad part. Its the throwing up at the same time....   It is by far the worse thing I have ever drank....   By the time I get through with this humongous container, I will have reached my target weight... lol


And thank you.. I can't wait. Tonight will be a sleepless night...  :-)

"LOL... My bootie is PUCKERED up and Blowing KISSES..."

  Now THAT's funny!

"For me to judge men based on my previous relationships would be absurd. That's like saying I will never take a shiit again, cause the last one hurt my azzzhole"...

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey!

PUCKERED up and Blowing KISSES...
Ouch...the wipes will help reduce the swelling and ease the pain. 
 

Girl I gotta do the same thing before mine! Whatever they give me I plan on plugging my nose and downing it as fast as possible! Holding my nose ALWAYS works for me!!  Maybe try that??? 

OOOHHHHHHhhhhhhh! I had a colonoscopy last summer and I drank that stuff straight down at 5pm as directed. By 6pm, my stomach started gurgling and cramping, the next thing I know I was running to the bathroom, couldn't get my pants down fast enough! That was the first of the 28TIMES I went to the bathroom within 3-4 hours. The last ten times was nothing but clear water. The Prep H wipes, I wished I would have known THAT little tidbit of info, man that would have helped tremendously! Go the next day to get to the test done, and the nurse didn't give me enough anesthesia and I woke up in the middle of it in screaming pain. Afterwards the Dr had the nerve to say that I didn't "present well", meaning that there was still bm in my track! If she would have told me that to my face it would have been a smackdown! That was a terrible experience for me. How could I go to the bathroom 28 times in 3-4 hours and still have ANYTHING left in my track! I was totally infuriated.  I'm sorry to rant, Good luck on your surgery tomorrow and I hope your recovery is quick!

Well thank God I drank it early and am not drinking anything else either tonight. I started off with Willie WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY.. (i know TMI) but now I'm a little amused. I ate green jello and well u know, red jello and well, red it is...  but I am all cleaned out and don't want to mess that up. I swear I lost like 4lbs. I think I was "Full of ish"..lol my poor rectum needs some chapped stick...