In continuance of Freaky Friday
**** I AM AN OH SUPPORT GROUP LEADER ****
WHY I CHOSE DS: No dumping. Highest percentage of weight loss, Best long term results, Won't regain weight! Eat normal sized meals, 96% diabeties, 90% high blood pressure, 80% sleep apnea cured. I 
MY DS!
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there were three other people. ~Orson Wells
**** I AM AN OH SUPPORT GROUP LEADER ****
WHY I CHOSE DS: No dumping. Highest percentage of weight loss, Best long term results, Won't regain weight! Eat normal sized meals, 96% diabeties, 90% high blood pressure, 80% sleep apnea cured. I MY DS!
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there were three other people. ~Orson Wells
I've had a mofo start quoting songs before
had a mofo start praying....... can you say AWKWARD???
had a mofo ask ME if I knew how good it was.... umm - yea dude, it's my cat.....
in the midst of a mediocre performance, a mofo asked me when he could hit it again..... I was like 'dude, focus on NOW - then you may get a 2nd chance......'
oh! and had a chick tell me she was gonna make me wear her thighs as earmuffs.......
now THAT was funny.......... 
Back in college I hooked up with one of those high spirited "bible quoting/freak-of-the-week on the low" sistas doggy-style in her dorm room while her roommate was away. Things were going great as we made the bed springs sing a song of mercy. All of sudden, Honeydip, looks straight up at the wall, lurches forward clenching her butt cheeks, pointing up at a poster of Jesus hanging on her wall. I was like, "What's the deal, Baby? What's wrong?"
She said, "He can see us."
Looking around the empty room I said, "Who can see us?"
"Jesus! He can see us fornicatin and he knows how good you're making me feel..." and then without saying another word she turned around and began to go down on me.
I swear I laugh everytime I think about that. 
