OT - If ya think I'm sexxy

Ayy yo,

What up and What the deal my ninjas and ninjettes? Hope you're all doing fine and dandy, living life to the fullest in the new year and all that. 

Now that I've got that out of the way somewhat, here's what I want to talk to the fellas (and ladies too) about today: unsightly nose hairs.  As a man you know you're getting old(er) when you find yourself being ever so conscious during your daily grooming regimine to include clipping your snout hairs.  Now some of us have gotten those little "hair trimmers" that look like mini *****es as gifts for Xmas and some of us have been proactive enough to run out and cop one on our own.  That's great!  Now for the next step - Use them sunza*****es.  Ain't nothing less fly about a brotha that has all sorts of mini bird nests (complete with tiny eggs) all bunched up in the gateway of his nasal passages unbeknownst to a ninja.  Ladies I'll say it for ya - "Yuk!"  Look, homie, clip, clip and snip, snip or you won't be pulling none of the honey-dips. 

Man o' man, I had to learn my lesson the hard way.  I was in line at Wal-Mart and I kept feeling something tickling my upper lip.  Thinking to myself, why won't this pesky fly or gnat leave me the hell alone.  Low and behold, it was a stray hair that I had to pluck.  This sucker was so long and thick, I swear schoolkids in Harlem could've jumped double-dutch with it on the sidewalk.  I quickly left the line and headed back over to the shaving section and picked me up a hair trimmer.  My fear was that I'd better get it before my ear hairs start growing and reaching out to pull folks in when I can't hear what they are saying.

Speak on it BAF.  Holla atcha boy.

I TOTALLY agree with you on this one Aye!!! It's just nasty and so not attractive!! Who wants to be kissing and end up with an unexpected gift on your top lip!!! Yuckee!!! I mean I know back in the day....the cave men and women thought the more hair...the better BUT we are in the 21st century and all that extra hair is simply not necessary.  In addition to nose hair...there are some other hairs that I have seen on people that need to be trimmed, clipped or heyl...mowed but someone or SOMETHING must have told them it was sexy!!!

That extra patch of hair that grows in between the eyes that will make the eyebrows grow together and look like the person is vying for Bert's job on Sesame Street.

Nothing sends chills up my spine more than seeing a woman sporting a goatee! Heyl if shes gonna sport one...at least get that shioot trimmed so we know its there on purpose.

The number one things that says...I am not looking for a partner...is a woman that wears a straight haired wig or weave but has all kinds of nappy azz hair coming from underneath it in the back with kinky azz sideburns. them please.
  

LOL!!!!  I feel you!  That’s why I have an appt tomorrow at the laser place to get my chin fried and I’m going to use part of my tax refund money to purchase sessions for my upper lip……..

 LOL! 

Gurl....I hear the laser is worth every penny.  I am going to get it too eventually....After my plastics, I want to do dermabasion first to lighten up a few dark spots on my face and then the laser hair removal. I use tweezers and witch hazel now. Its ok....just time consuming. I tried waxing and dilaps but they were not as effective...not too mention painful.

"My fear was that I'd better get it before my ear hairs start growing and reaching out to pull folks in when I can't hear what they are saying."

My ear hairs started a few years ago......................I guess I'm already an old guy...LOL.

Nah, Bruh.  Take pride in your stature in life.  Ain't no shame in being older.  Embrace it and enjoy it - the other alternative is having the family shopping for black gear and a tombstone for ya and we don't want that. 

EEEWW...........There's nothing worse than seeing a brutha ( or sis for that matter) with foreign matter lurking in their nostrils along with a weave of hair!..........eeewwwwww!!!


J

The sad part is that people easily forget about checking it and clipping stray facial hairs because it's not like brushing their teeth, they didn't grow up doing it.

I bought my husband one of those trimmers years ago.  He just started using it because the kids had started making comments about his nose hair.  Apparently he didn't want to take the hint when I gave him the thing.  Just this past weekend he had me plucking a hair from his ear.  I told him when you get ear hair you are officially old.  LOL!

 Kids will "tell it" won't they?!