Get Yo Elbow out my Ass, and I'll keep my Bit Oh Honey under my Boobs
LEE
on 1/11/10 1:52 pm, edited 1/11/10 1:53 pm
on 1/11/10 1:52 pm, edited 1/11/10 1:53 pm
OK, Yall remember I told you about my physical therapist who liked me and would rest his elbow in my butt crack. LOL.
For the newbies I will retell the story in order for this to make sense.
So one day I had some Bit O' Honey candies, you know those chewy tafy candies that are hard and you chew them, well I was eating some before I went to physical therapy and I like to warm mine up so they are nice and chewy, so I warm them by putting them under my boobs. Yes my dam boobs, they are the perfect temperature and leave them suckers under there for a few min and lord they are good. WELLLLL..... I go to physica therapy forgetting they are under my boobs, he tells me to bend over like normal so he can do the deep massage and guess what falls on the floor from under my tits, yep them dam BIT OH HONEY. LOL.......
I picked up my dam bit oh honey and said that is how I get them nice and chew, opened one up and ate it. LOL. He was like oohhhhh kaaayyyy I am not going to say a word.
Any dam way I retold the story to say, I went to see him today and he brought it up. LOL. He asked me if I still stashed candy in my bra, and how was the candy warmers doing.
I was a bit offended
No serious, I got a attitude with him. LOL. I told him you mind my back and I will mind my boobs if you don't mind. He says oh I didn't realize we were so formal, and I said to him, just because you made my ass crack your elbow rest does not mean we are homies. He looked at me and says I'm sorry Mrs. Bravel, I apologize, I held my serious face for a few seconds, and I busted up laughing.
Yall should have seen this African man's face. Oh lord it was priceless.
For the newbies I will retell the story in order for this to make sense.
So one day I had some Bit O' Honey candies, you know those chewy tafy candies that are hard and you chew them, well I was eating some before I went to physical therapy and I like to warm mine up so they are nice and chewy, so I warm them by putting them under my boobs. Yes my dam boobs, they are the perfect temperature and leave them suckers under there for a few min and lord they are good. WELLLLL..... I go to physica therapy forgetting they are under my boobs, he tells me to bend over like normal so he can do the deep massage and guess what falls on the floor from under my tits, yep them dam BIT OH HONEY. LOL.......
I picked up my dam bit oh honey and said that is how I get them nice and chew, opened one up and ate it. LOL. He was like oohhhhh kaaayyyy I am not going to say a word.
Any dam way I retold the story to say, I went to see him today and he brought it up. LOL. He asked me if I still stashed candy in my bra, and how was the candy warmers doing.
I was a bit offended
No serious, I got a attitude with him. LOL. I told him you mind my back and I will mind my boobs if you don't mind. He says oh I didn't realize we were so formal, and I said to him, just because you made my ass crack your elbow rest does not mean we are homies. He looked at me and says I'm sorry Mrs. Bravel, I apologize, I held my serious face for a few seconds, and I busted up laughing.Yall should have seen this African man's face. Oh lord it was priceless.
Salty Pickle a.k.a. Lee
Ms Lee girl, he's going to need a relaxing massage and his own 'therapist' after dealing with you 
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Lee, you make my day.ETA: You just made me remember something. I used to warm Lindt Lindor Truffles in my pocket. When they're just a little bit warm, the chocolate butter cream filling melts into liquid and gushes out into your mouth when you bite into it.
OMG, it was wonderful!Funny, but I don't really care for them that much anymore. Taste buds change...
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