BAF Funniest Comments for 2009
Dedee
on 12/27/09 12:57 am, edited 12/27/09 1:05 am - Home Is Where, The HEART is, Midwest
on 12/27/09 12:57 am, edited 12/27/09 1:05 am - Home Is Where, The HEART is, Midwest
Yeah, I know it has been awhile and I KNOW I have missed some good schitt...both comical and true....however, I just don't think there is ANYTHING that tops my BAF funniest comment(s) of 2009.
There were so many...I just could not narrow it down to one...from Forbidden Fruit and Coverboy to Shani and BAF ~in general~ Dalexis and Mr. Baker, Trina, Trina, and Treena, Rhonda and those daym picture captions, Lee and all the other crazy **** she says LOL, Naomi and R&R turned over to BAF, every non-black person and the Michael Vick scenario....the why is there a BAF fights....the meet and greet mishaps....in my MJ voice the "whooooooooooo looooooooooving whooooooo" post LOL you name it...BAF has hosted it; however, though I only wanted to pick one it was a major tie...so my BAF funniest comments of 2009 goes too MACK MAMMA and COOKIE LUSCIOUS...let me briefly explain both comments:
A BAF member was attending a Lil Wayne concert....she stated, she was abou to go see Lil Weezy....Trina (Mack Mamma) said she thought lil weezy was an asthma patient ~Dedee falls to the floor again~ I just don't think I will EVER forget that ****Trina said she thought the girl was on her way to the hospital to visit somedamnbody
STOP THE MADNESS....okay, okay, okay
The BAF male formely known as Mr. Baker AKA Nate...~SMH~ SCHOOLED BAF on some things his father taught him....(1) If you have slept with more than 5 men, you are a ~hate this word~ HOE...and you cannot turn a hoe into a housewife ~SMDH~ (2) if a woman uses more than 3 flacks of tissue, her coochie too big ~WTF?...sounds like Nate like women with a hygiene problem...walking round smelling like **** and tuna!~!
but anyway....I think it was Laverne who told Nate, that by his standards, even she is considered a Ho....and Cookie came under her thread and said, "Hello Ho, my name is Ho Ho Ho!" ~Dedee falls the **** out~ OMGoodness...I am laffing all over again!
BAF, in 2010, continue to keep it real! Fakeness don't you go nowhere! Happy new year to one and all!
~smooches~
Edited to spell my own damn name correclty ~SMH~....not drunk...giving up the sauce on a regular...but I am heavily medicated ~smile~
There were so many...I just could not narrow it down to one...from Forbidden Fruit and Coverboy to Shani and BAF ~in general~ Dalexis and Mr. Baker, Trina, Trina, and Treena, Rhonda and those daym picture captions, Lee and all the other crazy **** she says LOL, Naomi and R&R turned over to BAF, every non-black person and the Michael Vick scenario....the why is there a BAF fights....the meet and greet mishaps....in my MJ voice the "whooooooooooo looooooooooving whooooooo" post LOL you name it...BAF has hosted it; however, though I only wanted to pick one it was a major tie...so my BAF funniest comments of 2009 goes too MACK MAMMA and COOKIE LUSCIOUS...let me briefly explain both comments:
A BAF member was attending a Lil Wayne concert....she stated, she was abou to go see Lil Weezy....Trina (Mack Mamma) said she thought lil weezy was an asthma patient ~Dedee falls to the floor again~ I just don't think I will EVER forget that ****Trina said she thought the girl was on her way to the hospital to visit somedamnbody
STOP THE MADNESS....okay, okay, okay
The BAF male formely known as Mr. Baker AKA Nate...~SMH~ SCHOOLED BAF on some things his father taught him....(1) If you have slept with more than 5 men, you are a ~hate this word~ HOE...and you cannot turn a hoe into a housewife ~SMDH~ (2) if a woman uses more than 3 flacks of tissue, her coochie too big ~WTF?...sounds like Nate like women with a hygiene problem...walking round smelling like **** and tuna!~!
but anyway....I think it was Laverne who told Nate, that by his standards, even she is considered a Ho....and Cookie came under her thread and said, "Hello Ho, my name is Ho Ho Ho!" ~Dedee falls the **** out~ OMGoodness...I am laffing all over again!
BAF, in 2010, continue to keep it real! Fakeness don't you go nowhere! Happy new year to one and all!
~smooches~
Edited to spell my own damn name correclty ~SMH~....not drunk...giving up the sauce on a regular...but I am heavily medicated ~smile~
I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.
(Dedee, 2009)
My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)
~Dedee
Dammit!!! Of ALL my moments - you pick the one I lost cool points for????? How da heyl was I 'posed to know that lil Gremlin had more than one nickname???!!!! Who started handing out more than one in the hood anyway???? I thought you only got ONE per nicca....... how the police supposed to find this mofo? Umm - Lil Wayne did it.... yea - it was Lil Weezy..... HUH??? TWO negroes did the crime????? 
That's aiight - I been reading up on my 'Hood Times' - I ain't getting caught up again! LMAOOOOOOOO
And that Baker post was PRICELESS!!!! I think that's in the BAF Hall of Fame!
Whew lawd - don't get me started on memory lane in this mofo....... LOL!!!!
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ROFLMAO....sorry, but that was the one for me....that **** was so funny it hurt LOL
and PLEASE add your own....I am going to make it my bidness to post more in 2010...need to show my appreciation for the older Vets still here....and show newbies and oldies struggling, that we can still work our tool!
Post your funnies....I will be back to read them...just medicated and my bed is calling me ~in ASL~ cause you alretee know i can't hear it ~bwahahaaa~
and PLEASE add your own....I am going to make it my bidness to post more in 2010...need to show my appreciation for the older Vets still here....and show newbies and oldies struggling, that we can still work our tool!
Post your funnies....I will be back to read them...just medicated and my bed is calling me ~in ASL~ cause you alretee know i can't hear it ~bwahahaaa~
I focus not on my disabilty; my focus is on my ABILITIES.
(Dedee, 2009)
My hearing impairment ENABLES me, not disables me.
(Dedee, 2008)
~Dedee
Hey Deedee this is too funny.
A group of comments caught my attention this year that I think deserve a nomination nod because I think it's funny how some people try to paint a certain persona but they accidentally stick their foot in their mouth most of the time. A lesson to be learned is no one has to explain themselves or actions just do you babe.
NOW I am out and you can go ahead and RALLY ALL OF YOUR CBYER HOOD RATS behind you coz I am NOT gonna give this post anymore of my time; I just wanted to put a stop this CRAP about MY MAN....
another post:
I don't give a damn if there is 4 million black men in the DC area...I GOT WHAT I WANT and I am happy
...and THIS BAF forum IS NOT ONLY DEDICATED to the DO RAG timberland, AIDS carrying, baby making, gold tooth MOFO'S either....I think I'll pass on that brotha.....
and another:
Why do you CARE about who the *F* my man is? Is it a crime for black women to date/marry who the F they want and be happy and post on these forums IN PEACE without being cyber ganged by thugs? Now now Donnie...you have hit on me so many freaking times on the BL it's not funny is that what you are UPSET ABOUT? COZ you did not get none?
All I've got to say is say will all the BAF thugs & cyber hood rats step forward
A group of comments caught my attention this year that I think deserve a nomination nod because I think it's funny how some people try to paint a certain persona but they accidentally stick their foot in their mouth most of the time. A lesson to be learned is no one has to explain themselves or actions just do you babe.
NOW I am out and you can go ahead and RALLY ALL OF YOUR CBYER HOOD RATS behind you coz I am NOT gonna give this post anymore of my time; I just wanted to put a stop this CRAP about MY MAN....
another post:
I don't give a damn if there is 4 million black men in the DC area...I GOT WHAT I WANT and I am happy
...and THIS BAF forum IS NOT ONLY DEDICATED to the DO RAG timberland, AIDS carrying, baby making, gold tooth MOFO'S either....I think I'll pass on that brotha.....and another:
Why do you CARE about who the *F* my man is? Is it a crime for black women to date/marry who the F they want and be happy and post on these forums IN PEACE without being cyber ganged by thugs? Now now Donnie...you have hit on me so many freaking times on the BL it's not funny is that what you are UPSET ABOUT? COZ you did not get none?
All I've got to say is say will all the BAF thugs & cyber hood rats step forward
Change is a Process Not an Event
On December 27, 2009 at 3:05 PM Pacific Time, pokerchips wrote:
Hey Deedee this is too funny.
A group of comments caught my attention this year that I think deserve a nomination nod because I think it's funny how some people try to paint a certain persona but they accidentally stick their foot in their mouth most of the time. A lesson to be learned is no one has to explain themselves or actions just do you babe.
NOW I am out and you can go ahead and RALLY ALL OF YOUR CBYER HOOD RATS behind you coz I am NOT gonna give this post anymore of my time; I just wanted to put a stop this CRAP about MY MAN....
another post:
I don't give a damn if there is 4 million black men in the DC area...I GOT WHAT I WANT and I am happy...and THIS BAF forum IS NOT ONLY DEDICATED to the DO RAG timberland, AIDS carrying, baby making, gold tooth MOFO'S either....I think I'll pass on that brotha.....
and another:
Why do you CARE about who the *F* my man is? Is it a crime for black women to date/marry who the F they want and be happy and post on these forums IN PEACE without being cyber ganged by thugs? Now now Donnie...you have hit on me so many freaking times on the BL it's not funny is that what you are UPSET ABOUT? COZ you did not get none?
All I've got to say is say will all the BAF thugs & cyber hood rats step forward
OMGGGG I am LMAOOOOOO!!!
You HAD to copy and paste this, I SWEAR you quoted this to the "T"...... Sorry I had to find a pic for the CYBERTHUGS members.
A group of comments caught my attention this year that I think deserve a nomination nod because I think it's funny how some people try to paint a certain persona but they accidentally stick their foot in their mouth most of the time. A lesson to be learned is no one has to explain themselves or actions just do you babe.
NOW I am out and you can go ahead and RALLY ALL OF YOUR CBYER HOOD RATS behind you coz I am NOT gonna give this post anymore of my time; I just wanted to put a stop this CRAP about MY MAN....
another post:
I don't give a damn if there is 4 million black men in the DC area...I GOT WHAT I WANT and I am happy
...and THIS BAF forum IS NOT ONLY DEDICATED to the DO RAG timberland, AIDS carrying, baby making, gold tooth MOFO'S either....I think I'll pass on that brotha.....and another:
Why do you CARE about who the *F* my man is? Is it a crime for black women to date/marry who the F they want and be happy and post on these forums IN PEACE without being cyber ganged by thugs? Now now Donnie...you have hit on me so many freaking times on the BL it's not funny is that what you are UPSET ABOUT? COZ you did not get none?
All I've got to say is say will all the BAF thugs & cyber hood rats step forward
OMGGGG I am LMAOOOOOO!!! You HAD to copy and paste this, I SWEAR you quoted this to the "T"...... Sorry I had to find a pic for the CYBERTHUGS members.
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