Pggy Backing On - Outrageous:Crazy:Bananas!...but then again

OK Ladies I need to know what yall would do and Fellas I need to know your opinion on the matter also.
                               
OK as much **** as I talk I am not a mean spirited person and will try to do all I can not to hurt someones feeling however I have gotten myself into a tricky mess and need some advise.
                                                                        
A few months ago I allowed my girlfriends to sign me up on one of those crazy dating sites (don't ask me the name because I am not telling that).  I received a MSG from this gentleman asking for me to talk to him.  Now I am not a shallow person and I would never deny anyone because of their weight being I know how it feels and plus I like a semi big man to hold onto (anyway let's stay on the subject at hand).  Well I approved him and for months we kept making arrangements to meet but he would always cancel.  Finally one day after months (now he was keeping in contact with me because he knew my DELETE rule) he decided that he was going to finally meet me.  I had gotten so fed up with him I just said look this is where I will be from this time until whenever if you show you do if you don't you don't.  Well needless to say he showed up.  I had seen pictures of him and he is not a bad looking man. The problem came was when he opened his mouth.  People if I said YUK mouth that would be too much because you have to at least have teeth to be a YUK mouth.  When he opened his mouth my first reaction was to jump back and run as fast as I could.     This **** was so funny I could do nothing but laugh and when he asked me what was wrong I did not have the nerve to say "FOOL ARE YOU FOR REAL WALKING AROUND WITH NO TEETH IN YOUR MOUTH..... DAMM MAN...I just said I was thinking about something that had just happen a few minutes before meeting him (I know....I know...).  Well after that meeting I tried to ignore his calls and emails until they became desprite telling me how much he wants to do for me and that he wants to give me the best because I deserve it (DA MM RIGHT I DO) and all the things he wants to do to my body.  Now if I was a pocket chaser I would run him dry but I'm not and anyway my mind keep saying if you can do all thins that your saying why ain't you got a tooth in your head. 

Now When he IM's me it will take me days to respond even though they come through to my phone and i see them when he send them.  Then after a few days he will send a pitiful IM asking if there is anything that he has done to me to make me not want to answer his MSG and I feel so bad I end up responding to him.  Now mind you this meeting took place at least 3 months ago and I have not seen him since.

Fellas would you take this as a "SHE IS JUST NOT INTO YOU" moment?

Ladies what type of advise can you give me to tell him that 'I AM NOT INTO YOU".

AGAIN I NEED 

Gurl!!!! Tell that man to go get him some teefus and then holla!!! Seriously...some people don't have a clue about their mouths and what type of impression it gives to a person. I have to tell you that I am non-negotiable when it comes to poor dental hygiene. I mean seriously no one want to be kissing goop and last week's collard greens . If he is a nice man and the only thing holding you back is gums....you better give him the card to your dentist and tell him that you would like to meet him on a date right there...and then ya'll can go from there!!! 

If he can't afford implants right off the bat...he better go to dentures and upgrade from there.

Oh...yeah....ummmm...there might be one advantage to him not having teeth....

Just saying.........................       

Yeah I thought of the same reason why no teeth may be a good thing but hell I really don't want to find out that way.  If thats the case get some dentures and take them out in the dark and surprise my ass.

 @ Now When he IM's me it will take me days to respond...

No.  No.  No!  Arrrrrgghhh...  Whyyyyyyyyy!

It doesn't quite work that way with us fellas as my sistas always expect, hope, and expect again that it will.  Check this out: Let's say you're a beautiful doe in the woods running around, leaping to and fro, and you spot a hunter with his shotgun ****ed and trained on you.  Do you really think that you could just turn your head, leap away, and ignore him to which he would lower his weapon, walk away, and forget about you just like that?  No.

Basically, when sistas try that "I'm-just-gonna-ignore-the-****outta-him, Girl" tactic it almost never works without her having to snatch off her wig or lace front in the middle of the parking lot that he's now stalking her in and she has to yell to the top of lungs, "I don't want you, Maaaan.  Leeme 'lone..."

My point is just tell a guy that you don't want him and be up front about it - EARLY.  Rip that **** off like a band-aid on a nasty sore.  That saves everybody the back and forth drama becasue we men just think y'all are playing hard to get when y'all ignore us.  F'real for real.

I KNOW.....I KNOW..... but I know how it feels to be shot down and I don't like doing it but I know I have to do something because he really thanks that there is going to be a HIM & I and believe me I have never lead him to think that at all.

I JUST HAVE TO WOMAN UP for say.

DAMM I hate this part that has come with having a new body.  Never had to deal with this **** when I was bigger. 

New you = New things to do.

Look him in the eyes; be polite; and make sure he understands just what you're saying.  It may feel mean to you actually saying it but you're really helping him (helping him realize that he needs to get the fugg on up outta your face, with those mangled morsel munchers that he calls teeth. )

Honesty is the best policy.

To look him in the face means I would have to see him again and I just can not do that again.  Like I said I have only met him in person once and that was in a mall.

Oh and in order for him to have mangled morsel munchers this man needs to have morsels first.  I don't know how he got as big as he is when he has no teeth to chew his food.

 

soooo...does this mean that I actually have to pick up the phone and talk to the guy that called me 3 times in one day before I ever had the chance to return the 1st call then subsequently continued to call several times every day since?   Cuz, it would seem to me he would have a hella light bulb moment after a week. 


I mean seriously, there's different thought processes then there's just dumb.

And FURTHERMORE...wait, damn it,you almost got away with this argument!   This sounds like some double standard fraganack...dudes igg the **** out of a chick when they're done with her!!!!  But iff WE persist, we're psycho!  Negroes neva, eva, eva say look...not my type...blah, blah blah...so I say what's good for the goose is good for the gander!

soooo...does this mean that I actually have to pick up the phone and talk to the guy that called me 3 times in one day before I ever had the chance to return the 1st call then subsequently continued to call several times every day since?   Cuz, it would seem to me he would have a hella light bulb moment after a week. 

It would seem that way to you and I, but one cannot afford to assume these days.  The public school system used to actually teach mofos but last I checked they've just be passing ninjas. 

I mean seriously, there's different thought processes then there's just dumb.

Yep.  Amen to that, Sista.

And FURTHERMORE...wait, damn it,you almost got away with this argument!  

<wringing both hands like a mad evil genius>  Who me?

This sounds like some double standard fraganack...dudes igg the **** out of a chick when they're done with her!!!!  But iff WE persist, we're psycho!  Negroes neva, eva, eva say look...not my type...blah, blah blah...so I say what's good for the goose is good for the gander!

I see your point but think for second here why it works so well with y'all than it does with us.  Women loathe rejection; men could care less.  Simple as that.  When a guy "iggs" the **** out of a woman, she helps him out everytime by:

1.  Quickly filling in the blanks in her mind as to why she is being ignored by him.
2.  Justifying to herself why he actually did her a favor by letting her down gently this way before she made a fool of herself pursuing him.
3.  Avoiding him so that she doesn't draw any attention to herself (i.e. her hurt feelings) in this situation.

Try that exact same tactic on a dude and all he sees/hears is, "I'm wearing her azz down..."

Women loathe rejection; men could care less. 

Submitted for your approval...I CALL  BULL****!!!!!!!!! 

If ya'll could care less about rejection...then why are yall so afraid to approach a woman in a crown/group?  The reason I've always heard was REJECTION...ya'll need to pick a lane!