SO EMBARRASSED !!!!!!

Ok so I was at rehersal last night and before I got there I had a cup of coffee , while sitting there my stomach begins to make noises as if I was hungry but I know that was not the case. It started to get loud and one of the cast members was like your hungry you betta go ova there and eat one of those cookies. I was like naaa Im good . The noise came back and she was like no you aint. LOL . Another story I was chilling at the crib watching TV and my daughter was like dad its raining out I was like no its not she was like see listen cant you hear the THUNDER. SMH  WTF!!!!

At first I did not even want to read the whole story.....thought you were going to say....you trusted a FART!!!!

It is funny though....the stomach will speak for itself more so after WLS! Our insides most definitely are different and rearranged... so things will not sound, smell or feel the same.

yeah, coffee is one of my in home only items.  It makes me


 


E-ME-JIT -LEY

 I can relate...

I know what you mean, it is embarassing.  I went to see my surgeon a couple of years ago because it was like  when a house has been empty a long time and you turn on the water, it is like you can hear that going through the pipes and it takes so long from one end to the other.  My stomach made all kinds of noises and grawls......he told me to add more fiber to my diet and it would stop....I did and it did.  I can tell when I am not getting enough fiber everything goes right through my system quickly and the  loud embarassing sound comes back make me look bad.

Haaaa.  Your baby girl thought it was thunder .  I know what ya mean.  I be havin gurgling, swishing, growling, all kinds of shiznit.  It definitely can be embarrassing. 

Wati till you get on one of them set where erry body is realllllly quiet and then WHAM...."GROWWWWWLLLL".   (LOL)

That is so funny!
I am tired of the gurgling and growling. It gets on my nerves. But I am barely 2 mos out. I am sure this is only the beginning!

 I'm gurgling right now. I'm alone and it's ok, but I keep laughing, because it's getting louder and louder.

dead @ the thunder.  LOL, too funny.

Oh I had to stop and laugh because I thought I was the only one going through that.  My sons are always picking on me about the noises my stomach makes.  At least you have a little one with innocence in her comments my boys are older and the things they say are funny as hell but I want to punch them in their mouths at the same time.

We all need to get together and start a band probably would sound better than half these people out here making noise and getting paid for it.