OT: When did you 'kill' the fat white man?

I'm talking about Santa!  when did you tell your kids that mofo ain't real?

How old were they, how did you tell them and how did they take it?

I think I need to plan a murder for this year......

I didn't my kids where snooping and found their stuff and when i told them Santa came and left it early because he wanted their dad to see it before he left to go out to sea,  well those little.......angles said," mommy you lied we saw when daddy took it out of the car and out it in the closet and Loren (my neice) told them santa was dead."


and they knew it was their grandfather and uncles on the phone pretending to be santa.

My sister told us if we woke up and saw a big white man in the house, we better whoop his ass and call 911. 


She use to say,  black parents be working their asses off to buy nintendos and **** and then some fat ass white mf gone take the credit,  NOT IN MY HOUSE.  


HO MOTHER FLUCKING HO !!!

 Strangely, the sock hanging half off his foot is the only thing that bothers me about this photo. Poor Santa. 

I never did the Santa thing with my baby and she won't let me forget it.  We told her that your family is your Santa Clause.  Thats why some kids get expensive stuff and others don't.  Every year she got to make a list and we surprised her with gifts based on her list. 

I skipped Mr Clause because of my Godchild.  When her dad started showing his @$$ he abandoned his family close to Christmas.  This kid was going to have her first Christmas with nothing.  She'd think she had been bad and un deserving.  My girl was accustomed to getting everything she wanted.  Family and friends pulled together to get a turkey (he left over due bills but no food) and a few toys including one really nice one. 

After that I decided to kick Santa to the curb.  Should we ever fall on hard times, I did not want my baby thinking its because of something she did wrong.  Since she was an infant then she never had the thrill of Santa.

Kids these days are clever as hell.  I never pushed the Santa issue and I never told her outright that he didn't exist.

The funny thing is that she never mentioned anything about Santa bringing her anything, it's always "mommy can you buy me....

Kids just know stuff.

Lol yall crazy.  My mom is a pastor so she would always put on the gifts From: Jesus.  Haha.  We never even mentioned Santa Claus in my house as a child and we knew it was just a retail thing.  Also, I knew at an early age that Jesus was NOT born on Dec 25 and learned about the origin of the holiday.  No Santa Claus talk in my house, no cookies and milk being left out either lol.  I think its getting blown WAY out of proportion these days...I dont understand why parents go through so much to keep the lie alive...just let him die people! lol  No one is benefitting except all the retail stores and Sears when you pay for your kids to take a picture with the fat man. lol

MM....I am no dayum fun. I take my kids shopping and let them wrap their own presents! LOL! They LOVE to wrap up their own shiot!  Seriously....the Wii did not make it under the tree. The stuff that they did not wrap, I put in a huge gift bag and taped up.  I was so excited to see their faces that i let them open up those packages  this passed weekend.  Now they are just thrilled and can't wait to wear their new stuff. I told them they must wait until after Xmas because...they  don't want to wear new stuff now and then old stuff when the others are wearing their Xmas gear.   Another Xmas gift is our trip down south.... I will purchase them another bag of stuff....just so they will have something to open Xmas morning BUT in a nutshell....my kids already know that there is no dayum Santa! 

I agree with Lee's sis.....I work to hard for Santa to take the credit.

BTW......The tooth fairy BUMPED her head in a car accident and is very forgetful! She usually remembers to put money under the pillow on like the fifth night.  

OK, MD,  now that just sucks.  LOL.

I hate when everyone knows what is in every gift.   It is just so boring to see people open stuff when you already know what it is.