Tiger Woods: The Shiot Nobody Want To Say, But I Will!!!

You ain't heard?  due to violation of Section 5, chapter 4 of the Player Code, Tiger's 'Negro Man' card has been pulled!!!!

He's not Black!!!!  We have officially allowed him to split with the union and move to the 'other' side.  Ain't no brother THAT sloppy with his game!!!!!! 

And why not cheat with a Black chick........ come now - since I been back in the game I've hit with a couple - and Black chicks are a LOT OF DAYUM WORK!!!!!  I luv my sistas but DAMN!!!!  can't tell em to shut the **** up, they need attention, get mad when you don't do right, and always looking for you to NOT act a dayum fool!!!!  ALL the time!!!!!  I mean, you can't be ignant or foolish for chit!!!!! 

  Sistas don't flip to the media like the pink girls - but they just about as much dayum money, time and effort - you just ain't gotta deal with the press!!!!!!

I'm just sayin.........

Personally, I think I would have been offended for the sistas if he did in fact cheat with a black woman because don't ya think it would send a message that sistas are okay to creep with but they ain't marriage material? 

...but I plan to reserve all further judgement on this whole affair (no pun intended) until the official bootleg copy of the super-secret videotape comes out and hits the streets. 

Whew - okay mayn...... Imma go there and REALLY get hassled for this one but.......

I wouldn't fault him for creepin with a sista - heyl naw it ain't easy being married to one - and I DO believe pink girls are easier to deal with cause they take mo ish!  even cheating with a Black woman is more work than being married to a pink girl........

ummm, Imma go fire up the Camero and grab my extra 357's cause I think I need to make a quick exit out this mofo!!!!!

I think he's truly not attracted to y'all.  Just like his golf game is consistent, each one of his chicks looks to be cookie-cut from the same mold.  

Now if BoomShahneekwa steps up and says that Tiger tried to get into her panty-draws, then I'm gonna be mighty skeptical.    

Naw - you ain't know?  He dated a sister in high school and college - dumped her cause she hounded him about not spending enough time with her and playing golf too much.......

  see how short sighted sistas can be?  Juanita ain't tell Michael to come off the b-ball court!

True.  So true.  But once he made it big, Michael kept taking his blacque balls over to Becky Sue's & Jill's vanilla court. 

I agree.  *****es would be all up in arms if the side pieces were black...as if they were checkin for Tiger knowin they never have.  People are gonna find something to nit pick no matter who/what/when/where/why/how the issue.  Yeah, it's titillating and all, but when it's all said and done, it's really nobody's business and that's what the hell Tiger should have said to begin with.  Now I gotta sit here and watch 'news' about his mother in law and ****  That would not have been news two weeks ago.  I mean seriously gimme a ****** break.

Hey Treena,
This is my take on that shyte.. Tiger cellie went off....   while he was on the toilet... Old girl answered it... She  runs to get a golf club..and sit waiting on him to come out of the bathroom and  she proceeds to whup his ass.. He's thinking she done went crazy take off running to his SUV barefoot. She runs to get on a golfcart, with golf club aboard.. She proceeds to burst out his windows, to rescue him...That's a crock of shyte..I think she had one of those Tina and Ike moments.. I tried to look at Tiger's Johnson imprint  and I'm thinking   it's got to be something small hanging around because he dare not front a Sistah with a tiny pee pee.. She will  beat his ass down fo sho. Did you know that he doesn't acknowledge that he has Black in his blood.. He said he is not Black..

I tried to look at Tiger's Johnson imprint  and I'm thinking   it's got to be something small hanging around

Did you know that he doesn't acknowledge that he has Black in his blood.. He said he is not Black..In my Curtis Payne voice..."what the hell?"