Stupid Childhood Shiot
Me too, I also had the Redd Foxx doll.
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As a teenager, when my friends and I got to a red car light we would run out the car and run around the car 3x to beat the light and whoever was by the drivers' side by the time the light turned green that person would drive.
As a kid, trade my five dollars for my little sister's ten dollars.
My older brother stole a pie from the neighbor's kitchen window and paid my brother 25 cents to take tbe blame. He got his ass whooped.
My sister gave her neighbor's son when she was a kid herself a plant to eat and told him it was food. It was a bitter herb. She said she couldn't stand him cause he was too greedy.
As a kid, trade my five dollars for my little sister's ten dollars.
My older brother stole a pie from the neighbor's kitchen window and paid my brother 25 cents to take tbe blame. He got his ass whooped.
My sister gave her neighbor's son when she was a kid herself a plant to eat and told him it was food. It was a bitter herb. She said she couldn't stand him cause he was too greedy.
Tis better to be dis-liked than to be loved by them cuz your always on their mind.
1. Dip a finger in rubbing alcohol and set it on fire.
2. Play "store" behind the bar. We would sell Crown Royal and Canadian Club to each other.
3. Pop our eyelids until they stay in place....real goofy
4. Make mayo sandwiches.
5. Make my Barbie doll "rub" on my cousin's Evil Knievel action figure.
6. Spray Afro Sheen on my Barbie's afro.
2. Play "store" behind the bar. We would sell Crown Royal and Canadian Club to each other.
3. Pop our eyelids until they stay in place....real goofy
4. Make mayo sandwiches.
5. Make my Barbie doll "rub" on my cousin's Evil Knievel action figure.
6. Spray Afro Sheen on my Barbie's afro.
**Weight loss since June 08**
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bwahahhahhhhhhhhhh now why the **** would yawl set your finger on fire WTF??? bwahhahhhahhhhh....okay now that is some stoopid shiot
I made my girl barbie's "rub" up on each other....guess that is why I am gay....LMAOOOOO
no but for real though....yawl set yourselves on fire??? LMAOOOOOOOOO
Instructions On How to Set One's Self on Fire
**Disclaimer - Don't try this at home kiddies**
1. Dip your finger in rubbing alcohol.
2. Quickly light using a lighter before the alcohol dries.
3. Blow our before the alcohol dries.
We never got burned...I know, some really crazy
**Disclaimer - Don't try this at home kiddies**
1. Dip your finger in rubbing alcohol.
2. Quickly light using a lighter before the alcohol dries.
3. Blow our before the alcohol dries.
We never got burned...I know, some really crazy
**Weight loss since June 08**
Ok ...... this is waaaaay late but I gotta put in my 2 cents
(1) I was 10, hooked up with friend whose mom dipped snuff,
we went selling girl scout cookies. I tried the snuff that ran all over
my mouth instead of just in my lip. It made me so DRUNK I fell off
a lady's (who knew my folks) porch while making my sales pitch. She knew
something was wrong with me and asked my grandma about it.
(2) when I was maybe 11 or 12.....I tried wrapping dried crushed up leaves rolled in
toilet tissue to make a cigarette ..... but when I lit it the flame blazed up and burned
off my eyelashes and some eyebrows. How I thank God that it didn't do permanent
damage.
(3) When my mother wouldn't let me get my ears pierced at 13 yrs old I got very mad
and hacked off my nearly waist long hair down to shoulder length. Got scared and for 2
weeks wore my hair in little pig tail buns on each side until my mother finally noticed. She
said those buns look too small, take em down and let me see, where is Your Hair. She
beatmy butt but not the killin I was expecting. I got so many more but as my grandma use
to say ....... "no need in you skinning my ignance" any further!!!!!!!
Good post Ro Ro.
(1) I was 10, hooked up with friend whose mom dipped snuff,
we went selling girl scout cookies. I tried the snuff that ran all over
my mouth instead of just in my lip. It made me so DRUNK I fell off
a lady's (who knew my folks) porch while making my sales pitch. She knew
something was wrong with me and asked my grandma about it.
(2) when I was maybe 11 or 12.....I tried wrapping dried crushed up leaves rolled in
toilet tissue to make a cigarette ..... but when I lit it the flame blazed up and burned
off my eyelashes and some eyebrows. How I thank God that it didn't do permanent
damage.
(3) When my mother wouldn't let me get my ears pierced at 13 yrs old I got very mad
and hacked off my nearly waist long hair down to shoulder length. Got scared and for 2
weeks wore my hair in little pig tail buns on each side until my mother finally noticed. She
said those buns look too small, take em down and let me see, where is Your Hair. She
beatmy butt but not the killin I was expecting. I got so many more but as my grandma use
to say ....... "no need in you skinning my ignance" any further!!!!!!!
Good post Ro Ro.
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