Stupid Childhood Shiot

Lets see......When my grandma would get drunk, I used to hide her six pack in the washing machine.....because I knew that would be the last place she would look (smdh) and then ask her for a $1 for me to help her find the beer SHE seems to have misplaced..  Sometimes she would give me $2...if I found it before the jitters set in. LMAO all the way to the store to get my fat azz some candy!....I lubbed my grandma though... despite everything.

As for play with kids.....the craziest thing I recall was playing "dare". We did some crazy shioot just because someone dared us! Like jumping down a flight of stairs, eating a nasty food combination...like sardines and peanut butter or holding a firecracker up until the split second its getting ready to pop! The last one hurts like fluck!

Its funny cause...kids do these things now....but its all simulated on the dayum computer....so much for real life experience.     

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hold up no you didn't hid the six pack! bwahahhahhh that was so wrong on every level *smh* and how you gonna charge her to get it back....simply evil I tell ya....LMAO

Hahahahaha.....Ro...its was all about survival for real.  Grandma...would get the beer before she would go to the grocery store....so I did what I had to do... Hell yeah I charged her....and each year inflation was a muthaflucker......lmao!!!

you are so going to hell for that you know right...LMAO

LOL! If I go to hell for that...there going to be a lot of bad azz kids running around in hell..

ummmm hmmmm and they got a specail section for kids that blackmail grandmas.....LOL

This unfortunately is the state of affairs of a lot of kids today :



Despite it all.....I am trying to raise mine to care about grandma but we did do some crazy stuff as kids for real! Glad I was able to make it up to her and she me before she died.

Hey thurr RoRo,

two thangs that I shall NEVA forget.

1. I snuck one of my fathers pall mall's and went into the bathroom to smoke it. I was 10, it was summertime and EVERYBODY was next door at our neighbors cookout. Thought I was safe. Need I say more. When moms caught me red handed I looked at her and said "the devil made me do it". Welll the devil made her beat the cowboy **** outta me.

2. Mama had just finished barbecuing and I was in the backyard looking at the red hot coals in the grill. I grabbed this metal rod and started poking at the coals as if I was barbecuing. After getting bored with that, I thought hummm I wonder if the rod is hot? to find out I grabbed it and ended up with burn blisters all over my hand.

Oh one more. When I was 8 I was in the backyard tryyyyying to dig to china chile'. Came upon some bones and just KNEW that they were dinosaur bones. I called the police and they came. While they were there my parents pulled up from grocery shopping petrified that something had happened to one of us. Can you say ass whuppin #934.

I can go on and on but will stop here. I was a very inquisitive child like curious George and stayed in trouble.

I don't even know where to start here....I'll start with this though.......the devil made you do it...wow wow...how the hell you come up with some shiot like that?! What would possibly make a child think that is the answer to get them outta trouble?? bwahahhahhhhhhhhhh dayummmm that shiot is hilarious!!

The coal story made me think about the time my son thought to suck up boiling hot dog juice in a pot with a straw....he spit it out on his sister gave her like 10 degree burns on her chest...LMAOOOOO that's why that girl is crazy to this day

Oh my about your son...

The devil made me do it was a popular saying on the Flip Wilson show during those days.  You don't remember Flip Wilson/Geraldine?