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that mofo pissed me off with that bullshiot performance...he did that shiot trying to build up his image and I'm willing to bet most gay folks were pissed off!! Gurl my mofo daughter is still off the hook but that's another story....I'm ******' kickin' ARSE at work...in demand with the pink folk..lol....have you been to the casino lately??? Let me find out you hit the jackpot and that's why yo' monkey ass aint been around....I doubt the contractors had you THAT busy...hmmmmm something else going on...come on now spill the beans Joyce...you see some old heads still around...LOL Let me find out yo azz got jungle fever as well

uhhh ummm I don't discrimnate lol but bro man gots to have some teeth..  and some funds.. I went to the casino a month ago, I normally get 50.00 in freeplay a week.. I get on my machine and it's saying I have 500.00 in freeplay.. I started betting a dollar a spin.. of which I never do.. but because I have this 500.00 I'm going to bet big..  This is money that they gave me to play with.. I called my brother on the cellie and I said get over here how are these m/f going to give me 500 in freeplay I said maybe I won something and they forgot to tell me.....I told my brother I'm going to play this shyte out and then I will ask them what I won...I cashed out 2,200 I told my brother you can have that other 100.00 I'm going home.. He said the 100.00 turn into 200.00 on the machine.. I get home and call back to the casino to see what I had won.. to get the 500. she said your machine was malfunctioning.. I said I am not paying you back that 2,200..She  said I don't have to pay it back... it was no fault of mine that it happened.. She said you are not the only one that hit it big.. She said they were having problems in Vegas.. until they fix it in Vegas everyone was getting extra money.. So I call my best friend and told her to go down there and see what kind of freeplay they gave her.. She called me and said they gave her 750.00.. She with her dumb ass  played 300 of the 750 proceeded  up to the players club and asked them  what did she win.... By the time she get back to her machine they had wiped the 450 off her card. I said  why did you go ask them.. She thought she would have gotten in trouble. What did she tell you..machine malfunction, it's not my fault...so I don't have to pay the money back...Well don't you wish you had played it all.. Yep but I wasn't thinking rt.  I'm still with Eddie.. He's a keeper until I get pissed, hard to get pissed at him lately... He doing all the rt. things to keep me happy...  Everything Ro.I love to argue but somehow he  is not letting me do it... He told me the other day it's in my blood to argue all the time..He said I don't mean it.. and that I am not aware that I do it... umm Yes I do.... He's paying for all the work I'm having done around here.. All of it... He don't even know I won at the Casino.. Good gurls don't tell everything.. You never let the left hand know what the rt. hand is doing. He is the one that sent those contractors over here.... I'm like wow...I told him the other day and he got them without even telling me until yesterday.. So I added a few extra's being that he is paying for it..Honestly I bought a new house, he helped with that too, even though I didn't need it I kept telling him that I got it.. He gave so I took it and bought other things.. Umm that's what you would do.. I looked at thousand of houses before I picked this one.. Running around with dumb ass real estate agents.. I bet at least 50 -100 of those houses were allready sold..  I went out to lunch on 3 of them.. Check that shyte before we go there... Wasting my time.. Then I was riding around with a old bird that could not see..Almost got in 3 accidents I fired her ass.. I said it just like Donald Trump would say it "you fired"..  My house was appraised at 150.000 last year I got it for 52,000....It's really big. I got 3 bedrooms ..  Big Backyard 2 car garage...  It's a mixed neighborhood, mostly white.. I had to go to city hall and get a welcome package.. No Shyte..

 Hi Joyce, I'm as late as usual but I'm glad to see you dopping in You have been missed. Happy Holiday to you and Terry.

Hey Kathleen,
 Good to see you... Your grandbabies so pretty..... I can't wait until I get a housefull... Happy holidays to you and your family.. I have missed you a bunch.

Hello Neighbor!

Glad to hear all is well. I'm glad you like planet fitness.........I've heard great things.

LOL you are right about Redford..............lots of po/po!!!

Hello Talisha,
I really like it here... A couple weeks ago, I was leaving home and I see the PoPo coming down my street.. My Son was getting up leaves and out of the corner of my eye, I see the PoPo... talking to my son, so I turn around and come back home, and he is still there talking to my son..I had a Rodney King / Madea moment.. So I  sit and watch and both the Po and my son were laughing.. When the Po left I asked my son what the hell did he want..He said he told me that you have only about 20 more bags of leaves to fill.. and my son said he handed him  the rake  and told him if you help me I want have but 10 more bags to fill.. I'm glad the PoPo is around feel safer.. The lady across the street from me is a PoPo, she's cool as hell.. She's a sistah.. Talk more shyte than I do.. I have been wanting to put some bars up and security doors, but noone on this street have them...  So I will hold off  for while... Mostly elderly on my block..

Hi Joyce!

It's good to see you.  Congrats on the new house and I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Karen

Hey Karen,
 Good to see you also, thanks I'm really enjoying the new home... Happy Holidays to you and your family..I'll peek in once  in a while.

Hey there Joyce, it's been a long time. Glad to know that things are going well for you. Blessings to you!

Hey D,
You were gone for a long time before I left.. Good to see you and I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.. I did.. lol I ate everything I cooked..