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I Nickelback

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Hero ( come on people it is the first spidey man movie song)
Rockstar
Gotta be somebody
Far Away

I guess this message thing is a lil old ..since Nickelback isnt every other song on the radio anymore lol

hehehehe - I don't tell folk that I know all the words to 'Since you been gone'  'Sober'

..... that I know how to the Macarena STILL
..... that I have 'Smells like Teen Spirit' on my fav playlist
..... that Red Hot Chili Pepper RULES!!!!
..... and ummm - I really really STILL love love LOVE Love Shack, Walk like an Egyptian

Oh - last one..... the ring tone for my phone for most calls is 'Footloose'........ and I've called myself at home to hear it a couple time.....

LMAOOOOOOO

I adore Red Hot Chili Peppers...(The Fray,Matchbox20,Sugar Ray,Papa Roach)and a bunch of others

Ha! @ the Macarena : you shouldnt say stuff like that in public but then again Superman by soulja boy at one time was my song

IIIIIIII just wanna fly....... LMAOOO!!!!!  All around the world, statues crumble for me.... who knows how long i've loved you.......

ok - back to bobbing my head in the car!!!!

It is beyond me how you are sing my favorite song.. I mean I play fly atleast once a day

dichotomy.    <----  W.E.B. was tamboutchu.    gurl psssh, own your inner becky.  hell until recently if i heard "hey now,  you're an all star......." i'd put my arms up and do "the carlton"

Thanks Marlo..... I was like...YES!!! I have about five minutes to goof off....by the time I got through the list...I realized that 15 minutes had went by as I reminisced and related to each item. Now I have lost 15 minutes in which I would have otherwise been goofing off on something else.     Make that 30 by the time I add my replies.


2 .      More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

LOL! I don't even wait for them to finish.... you know if its dragging on too long...I will wait for a pivotal point and laugh or go OMG! so loud to drown them out...and when I compose myself....quickly go into my tale...gotcha!
 
12.     I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one *****ally, really gets it.

Nope...I don'****ch those movies with people...cause I get pissed off when they don't laugh at the parts I find funny....shows me how twisted I am.


15.     I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

What??? And the problem with this is??? 

16.     I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

LOL! I am trigger happy..and do this habitually ever 10.5  minutes .... so even if I have a heart attack....I should still be able to perform this task rapidly with the hand that's not clinching my chest!  

20.     Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

Haha... very true in some cases!


24.     How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

2 times and slowly walk away...so they don't test you. 

26.     What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

LOL! Try it. His or her azz would get terminated for trying to make an azz out of them.... covering up the crime would not be too difficult considering their line of work.  

27.   While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

Well....she has some dayum good eye sight.....I on the other hand...have to swerve to avoid hitting big things like speed bumps and brakes. lmao 

28.     MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Mapquest is an appropriate name because it will have yo azz on a quest trying to figure out how to get from lost. I don't do mapquest unless I have a tank of gas, time to kill and the party does not look as if its gonna be that happening anyway! 

29.     Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

And even we know that they don't include that information....its always the first thing that people look for...I know I do...especially if the person is my age....like that information is going to give me some predictors of my life expectancy...  

37.     Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

And that shiooty exercise doesn't break the ice anyway...usually just makes you want to know...whos going to ask the questions that makes this thing go longer than it needs to.... 

38.     You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

LOL....and that moment comes way too frequently here lately

41.     I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

And its even more terrifying when you save the changes and wonder if you saved in on top of the other research paper of a different topic that was 20 pages long.



42.     "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

Judging by the way I see some people go to work and smell....I say some thing it does!


43.     I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren'****ching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

Bump that...no pressure here...its my remote....go get yo own dayum remote and we can all be happy! 


46.     I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Not....because then I take my azz over to the mirror and say "Hey beautiful...smooches"



47.     When I meet a new guy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

LOL...that has happened... because I will google the hell outta someone azz!

50.     Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

And really dont be caring about the time...but just need a reason...any reason to get away from some lame conversation! 

52.     I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


LOL....I will go as far as to change the name in my contacts to " This is Robert and I dont have shioot to talk about"!!! Just to help me when I am bored and just thinking about picking it up!

    

55.     It really ****** me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

It ****** me off when I want to see the video and theres only text....to each his own..i guess 

56.     I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

Only some of them get pissed off...then you have some who will get even and just pull yo azz over anyway for some stupid shiot if they are bored! I like the ones that are thinking about what home for dinner...and don't have time to be worried about you unless you are actually doing something wrong.

57.     I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

Hell...with my electric bill....I'll just use a dayum flashlight if needed. We in a recession y'all...at least that the excuse I will give for being "frugal" for the next few years or so. My kids are buying it...  Christmas is not gonna jack my azz up this year...plus that's not what its about anyway...hahaha...yes I use that line too.


59.     how come nobody ever says:  hey what happened to number 1?

LOL...cause we have already spent too much time on #2-59....make that 35 minutes. Thank you...my day just got shorter

 

Lis, you'se a bon'tafide mess.    been decided you wudn gone do no more work huh?

Lmao....for real tho...I am off for the next three days....so I am going to spend the next four hours catching up on the last three days and then next three day....so...I am going to be very very busy...up until i decide to take another much needed break!