Cookie's Hook-up Hotline

For all the single ladies (and gents),

Please submit your lists, checklists, requirements, and criteria to me via the B/L or email ([email protected]) and my matchmaking service will find the "perfect" mate just for you.

Along with your list, please include $99.99 (BAF special) through paypal only.

Sincerely,

Cookie

 

I'll bet you'd be good at it.

two words: TROUBLE, TROUBLE, NOTHING BUT TROUBLE... okay, that's five words. 

Lord, Cookie, I would take you up on that but I have recently realized the total lack of drama in my life since I rid myself of 175lbs of mental instability.  LOL, I am still in recovery. 

LOL

Cute!

girl please when they can get the same service free on baf?

 

   Hey there, Mz Cookie.  Can ya hook a bruvah up?  Here's MY list:

1.  She gotta have a dental plan-I been wif sev'ral sistahs dat ain't have one.  The las' one had a really jack up grill..

2. I don' mind if she got kids...dey can go good wif my 13 kids by 14 baby mommas (I ain't quite sure about one of them kids OR his momma).

3. she gots to have a big bodacious bootay an' a smile (see number 1..)

4. She gots t' have a high payin' job.  I just made stepped up to fries from lettuce...I need a sista dats equally yoked...you know, she making like high 4 figures, maybe five.

5. she gotta be as edumacated as I am. I can't be with no one with less than a third grade education.

6. she gots to have a big bodacious bootay an' a smile (see number 1..)

7. she gotta have her own place...me an' my kids need a roof over our head.

8. she gotta be able to conversate about a whole lotta sh*t: music, sports, movies, sex, sex and sex.

and finally,

9. she gots to have a big bodacious bootay an' a smile (see number 1..)

Can ya hook a brotha up, Mz Cookie?  Hmmmm?

See already you didn't follow directions lol she said: b/l or email and the fee is $99