Piggyback off of Donnie's Post

Umm hmmm.. girl you done bumped yo head hard on the edge of the curb.. if he got muscles  then i got tits....

Don,

Maybe he has a muscular wallet?  She said "Tall and muscular"...she didn't way WHAT had to be muscular... Hey, I could be wrong..that's just a head shot. 

ROFLMAO!!!.. D, i was thinking the same thing dude!!!!!  you can't tell me that she don't lay there late at nite..missing the manhood in the hood

Hmm why are you hating on my man? What's it to you Donnie? Jealous? I think all men have tits he does not have big man tits..LMAO could be how the wind blew in that pic, hell I am not perfect either and NEITHER ARE YOU AND NO BODY ELSE ON THIS SITE FOR GODS SAKE hell I look hella fine in my clothes but I gotta a muffin top and I think MOST AMERICANS DO...

You sure are looking at Erik PRETTY HARD...HE IS BUILT LIKE A MAN...HE HAS A BIG CHEST AND YES HE IS MUSCULAR....AND I LIKE IT IN FACT I LOVE IT, I LOVE A BIG CHEST ON A MAN makes me feel more girlie...the MOST important thing IS... he IS packing down below to fulfill ALL my pleasures; and he has a positive bank account and can take me anywhere I want to go at the blink of a eye .  I rest my case.

 Edited to add: I KNOW you don't want to go there talking about a mans body -- HE HAS NO HANGING SKIN and HE IS VERY FIRM...the only thing big on Erik is his belly and even that is FIRM and MOST men over 40 years old has SOME type of belly ...I am not complaining as long as there is no hanging skin issue and he has no health issues.... I am fine with a slight beer gut....when I looked at his assets and bank account I ask no questions...I have had the skinny men and I am truly happy right now....as long a belly is not affecting his health I am ok wit it..

i think you just made D's point...you went for the money i ain't mad at you but it is what it is..you can write your own commercials but you ain't suppose to believe them.. i feel your pain and i know you are disappointed in us bruthas Na but if he is your fairy tale prince you better wake up and slap the hell out of yourself

You still aright with me Donnie...I STILL love my black brothas just coz Erik is pink does not mean I hate brothas....yanno....I just happened to fall in love with a guy that  is a tad bit lighter than me....

  @ if he got muscles  then i got tits....

A FREAK:

1. A thing or occurrence that is markedly unusual or irregular: A freak of nature produced the midsummer snow. 2. An abnormally formed organism, especially a person or animal regarded as a curiosity or monstrosity. 3. A sudden capricious turn of mind; a whim: "The freaks of the psyche can no more be explained than the Devil" (Maurice Collis). 4. Slang a. A drug user or addict: a speed freak. b. An eccentric or nonconformist person, especially a member of a counterculture. c. An enthusiast: rock music freaks.

I am not a freak, I can assure you.

bullshyte.. a freak by any other name is still a freak..

Donnie,

I guess if I had to put a quick list together like you said us fellas should have it would probably go something like this:

1. Feed me - mentally, spiritually, physically. Sure you may not know what I'd like to eat in all three categories but you'd be surprised what recipes we could create together.

2. Help me to realize when I have a good idea and even help me explore why one of them was not so good.  I won't bite your head off or give you the silent treatment in either case and neither should you. 

3.  Be fine, sexxy, horny, sweet, loving, nurturing, bad hair day, raunchy, and even quiet - at your pace. I'll accomodate you. But don't forget I'm gonna give you my best when needed. I expect you to acclamate.

4. Join me for that leisurely walk in the park, because it's what healthy people should do and it also gives me a chance to leisurely talk with you without rushing to find the solution to today's set of problems.

5. Help me invest in our future together by buying shares in my dreams. Don't throw every unique idea that I have on the clearance rack just because no one has done this exact same thing before.

ETA -  #6. Big soft boobies!