Tips for Single/Divorced Men..

I applauded Naomi's post and i agree that sistas should have their "list".. and i also think us men should have ours too.   Too many of us get caught up before we wake up and far too often we are knee deep in it by that time.. so here's my list... go get yours..and let's cut and paste baby..

1.  She's gotta have a sexy swagga.. yes women have swagga too and i love a woman who loves being a woman.. she's gotta know the power of her presence..how to rock a pair of pumps with a summer dress and how to seductively twirl that straw hat on her finger as we stroll through Central Park  enjoying lemon ice..
 
2.   On point all the time...and as i have matured so has this requirement.. She must understand that wherever she goes and whatever she does, she represents me.. and i her.. I want her looking hella hella good on point all the time.. i want to leave her at the bar in a sexy nightclub while i go to the bathroom and come back to see cats trying to push up  (note to sistas; brothas want sistas that every other brotha wants.  That's called affirmation of taste)  now she can rock jeans timbs and a hoodie once in a while and bad hair days are a given.. but when we are out her game has got to be tight..

3.   She's got to play her position... and before the daggers start flying dig where i'm coming from for a minute..  I ain't asking her to stand still behind a man who won't move.. but i ain't some bootleg brotha selling DVD's out the trunk of his car..i know who i am know where i been know where i am and know where i got to go and more importantly i got a plan on how to get there..so she can examine my plan and then help execute it if she so chooses.. but she has to play her God given position cause trust that i am going to play mine very well..

4.  She's got to feed me...on all levels.  She's got to feed my mind my intellect my curiosity my body my soul..boredom has led to the destruction of many relationships..keep me interested keep me informed keep doing the shyte you did to get me in the first place, James Brown said it best, "Don't lighten up, tighten up." 

5.  SHe's got to know the difference between looking sexy and having sex appeal..just because she can rock a pair of pumps and wear a sexy dress doesn't mean she's sexy..Sex appeal is internal..A man can sense it whether she's in pajamas or a gown, sex appeal comes out through her pores..she reeks of it like perfume..that shyte is intoxicating..it's the way she tilts her head when she looks at you with that coy smile..it's the way she runs her fingers down your back..that way she stands slightly behind you in a crowd with her breast pressed up against your shoulder..it's the way she wears your boxers around the house on sundays.. it's the way she slowly kisses your bottom lip...damn ok that's enough..next

6.  Shake her tree..and see what falls out.. Far too many of us get caught up in the physical to look beyond the passion.. shake the shyte out of her family tree and see what kind of nuts fall out..check her relationship with her father if it was a bad one then ask her about her past boyfriends..if she says they were all dogs cause they ran around on her then find out what made them run..the residue of old relationships have a way of resurfacing in new ones

7.  Fire without the flame.. now this is purely a personal thing but i like a woman with a little fire in her gut.. I sorta kinda like a sista who can verbally and mentally spar with me.. and from time to time check me when i need that also..but i don't want to get burned by her flame standing with with singhed eyebrows..keep the fire lit but don't let it burn the house down..keep an eye on it baby..

8.  No smaller than a 14 or a well proportioned 12.. hey what can i say..that's my shyte..i like wht i like..if you see me with a skinny woman, i'm holding her for the Police..

9.   of course gainfully employed with some type of health and retirement package..we can't be sitting around the house with a bunch of mirrors and no money..love is a many splendid and beautiful thing but numbers make the world round..and i work hard to be able to afford my lifestyle..and i like it..

10.  She's got to have the ooohweeee punanny..need i say more? the kind that might not make you slap your momma but will make you argue with her.."i know she got four kids momma but she staying!  she got that ooohwwee momma!"

11.  And once more this is purely personal. i love a woman with french manicures in the summertime..i'll pay for it if she wears it.. hey it's my thing just how i get down..

I'll wait for my BAF brothas to catch up before i continue..

Well stated Donnie!

@ it's the way she slowly kisses your bottom lip...damn ok that's enough..next (this must be a turn on to more than just you...lol.)

@ ..if you see me with a skinny woman, i'm holding her for the Police & .."i know she got four kids momma but she staying!  she got that ooohwwee momma!"

 @  shake the shyte out of her family tree and see what kind of nuts fall out!

Come on Donnie! You can't blame the person for the nuts in their family. I know they say...the nut doesn't fall far from the tree but some people do realize that they have to give up the f**ked up family of origin and choose another one....so it is important to look at the whole picture.

Interesting list...and funny too....reminds me of some things Steve Harvey said in his book . Imma just look on from here.   

i agree mahogany..but a person's gene pool is not to be ignored!!  trust!!!

As usual - I'm HOWLING!!!!  MAN you crazy!!!!!

LMAO at the skinny woman comment - you WRONG fa that!!!! 

8.  No smaller than a 14 or a well proportioned 12.. hey what can i say..that's my shyte..i like wht i like..if you see me with a skinny woman, i'm holding her for the Police..


Alright D !!!   I hear ya dude !!!  I am out !

I better hold on to the dude that I have :)

I worked to hard to get in these 6 and 8's  :)

Excellent points Donnie!!!!!!!

Love a man who can articulate what they want in a woman.

This totally made my day!  Thanks for the insight!

   dougie i might hafta quit you.  donnie i started to ask if you were taking applications but you hadda go and mess it up lookin for a thickarella..........^5-ing you twin lol!! where da hayle was he when i was comin outta ashley stewart?