Wake the hell up you mofos!!!!!

LMAOOOOO - what's up fam???  I'm "working" from home today - YES I am playing hookey but I'm really still hammered from last night and not fit to drag ass into the office SOOOO - since my schedule was clear ANYWAY - I'm at the crib!!!!!

Sooooo, lesseee - what to talk about today, campers???? 

First - I TOLD you mofos that damn Muslim Ft Hood mofo was crazy!!!  NOW a somm***** remembers this bastid going in front of his class talking about the US ain't **** Allah is supreme - blah, blah, blah - you ain't think THAT **** was a CLUE????  BET that's the last time you say   that Habib sho is funny!!!!  US infidels..... good one!!!!  Shiiitttttt - you betta eyeball 'em sideways if they say any word that start with a sound like hocking a loogey - you KNOW somethin comin then!!!!

Second - WTF is Katt doin???  I done heard ALL kinds of **** on micro midget pimp.  That he gay and take it in the booty, that he ain't got no money, now this mofo is arrested but is a guest at the house????  HUH???  ***** - if you need publicity, check ya boy Martin - get a trashbag, put it  on, drink a fifth of vodka and go joggin!  And tighten yo perm up before you do some bull**** next time!!!!

Third - I am DONE with Rihanna and that ****  ***** - you got beat, he was wrong.  Ok, got it.  He done put them wifebeater tanks to the test clearin them wheat fields for community service, and covergirl has made a new concealer line based on yo ass - go SIT THE HELL DOWN!!!!  and DJ - turn up that new C Breezy cut 'I can transform ya' - that **** is HAWT!!!!!

Fourth - WHY are we taking up news space talking about the Supreme Court NOT stopping the execution of Malveaux - the DC Sniper???  Come on - when is the last time a court stopped the killing of a ***** behind him killing a white man??!!!!  Shiiittttt - AND he shot a cop??  I thought the ***** was dead already......

Fifth - Can we PLU-EAZE just get on with the Health Care reform bill??!!!  I spent an hour yesterday setting up my HSA account and doing open enrollment - after I researched the plans - it's really BEND OVER enrollment - ain't there supposed to be KY at the doc's office?  Cause after I calculated the costs - I felt done in with NO lube at ALL..... $4,600 deductible???  Seriously????  They call it the 'High Deductible' Plan - umm - no **** Sherlock.  I call that shiot 'Remiburse in case of DEATH' plan..... here's yo $5.......


What's goin on in the world that YOU got some **** to say about peoples???  SPEAK on it!!!

Dayum you have a lot on your mind.  

Dis is nuffin - check out my next post......  I KNOW that **** applies to you...... LMAOOOO!!!!!

Sorry T but that bull shiggidy does not apply to moi!   I know when to shut the hell up.  You started on your best seller yet?

The mere fact you say you know WHEN to shut the hell up lets me know you have no idea!!!!!  the very chick that thinks 'it ain't me' be the MAIN damn ones!!!!!!!  LMAOOOOOOOO

and don't worry - even if you ask him, he won't EVER say so!!!!!  Cause I ain't admitting to that ish either!!!! 

"Naw baby - keep talking - what else is on your mind?"  **real thought - 'how much longer till she get nekkid?'**

If you ever even started talkin........ you been on too long...... LOL!!!!!!

You REALLY don't know me ...have a great day!

you gettin ruffled feathers ova there?  come on now homie!!!!!

Lee Boyd Malvo is the younger of the two...he isn't being executed, it's John Allen Muhammad that will be executed tonight. I can't say I feel bad. Sniping innocents?! Come on. Did you see how his ex-wives are popping up on TV now?

I don't feel bad either!!!!  Hell - he shoulda been dead already - psychin that boy into doing all that shooting! 

And I ain't mad at the ex wives either - from what I read and heard, he was an asshole to be married to - so if they get a lil change off his dead ass - SO BE IT!!!!  

Wonder if anybody will interview me about my crackhead baby daddy???  Nicca should be worth at least $5........... LOL!!!!! 

What's goin on in the world that YOU got some **** to say about peoples???  SPEAK on it!!! Third - I am DONE with Rihanna and that ****  ***** - you got beat, he was wrong.  Ok, got it.  He done put them wifebeater tanks to the test clearin them wheat fields for community service, and covergirl has made a new concealer line based on yo ass - go SIT THE HELL DOWN!!!!  and DJ - turn up that new C Breezy cut 'I can transform ya' - that **** is HAWT!!!!!

WORD!