OT - To the graduating class of 1969...

Ayy yo,

If you're like me you were a kid once and if you were then chances are you watched a little Zoom, Captain Kangaroo, The Electric Company, etc... coming up.  Right?

But knowing that life often imitates art we now see on the real Sesame Street, 40 years later, that Big Bird is now a jailbird.  He and Oscar the Grouch are running things on the inside, despite Oscar being in a wheelchair.  Some katz shanked him and broke his spine because he wouldn't take a shower and wash his stankin azz in general population.  Bert and Ernie went from sharing a one bedroom apartment to Adam and Steve sharing a bed and adopting children of their own (well you know what I mean - not judging here; just saying...)  Mr. Snuffleluffagus is now "Snuff Daddy" getting high on his own supply as he grinds out those G-packs for Mr. Hooper hoping to someday cut a rap CD and go on tour with Jay-Z.  The homie Elmo became so popular that he's now the president of the United States (he's not your boyfriend, ladies of BAF, he's just a man... okay.) and Zoe still won't cover up her ding-danged arms in public.  I think she needs a personal stylist. Cookie Monster finally got saved and has stopped that God-awful stutter that he used to have. He's now a consultant for the Girl Scouts and writes childrens books.  His first book, "How the Lord delivered me from Dipsy-Doodles" is now a national best-seller.  They finally locked Grover's azz up and put him away in a mental institution because they caught him walking around Manhattan, far from home, bucket-nekkid with just a Roman helmet and a cape on, yelling out "Super Grover!" like he has Turrets and telling passersby to kiss his fuzzy balls.  My boy, The Count, is now the high school drop out with a bunch of babies spread out all over town, *****in and complaining that "da man" won't let him go for his, as he sits in his mama's basement that he converted into an apartment, sipping brew and taking another hit off of that bomb azz weed that Maria grows in her kitchen using Hydroponics.  And all of the "normal" kids from the neighborhood have all grown up, gone on to college or got really good jobs, doing well for themselves, and really don't fugg wit "da Street" like that anymore.

But I digress...
Happy Anniversary Sesame Street from one of the not so normal "normal" kids.