OT: I had said I wasn't gon post 'bout dis........

Damn you nosey!!!!! 

Ok - so the Mack is back on the dating scene - and it's a wasteland on the dude side.  Just..... let's not go there.  And y'all all know ya girl got another side....   so I got a lil shawty I been kickin it with or whatever and yesterday I had a moment of clarity and remembered WHY I left the 'dark' side.....

WOMEN ARE TOO MUCH GODDAMN WORK!!!!!!!  YOU BIOTCHES NEVER SHUT UP!!!!!!!

GOOD LAWD!!!!!!  I stone cold FORGOT how much freaking EFFORT it takes to be with a chick!!!!  HOW o HOW do you guys do that ish???!!!!!!  Seriously man - I gotta give ALL the dudes MAD props -

I had to listen the the 'this going on at work, my mama trippin, my man trippin, I'm stressed, I'm tired, what does this mean to you, what would you say if this happened, and what do you wanna do' diatribe for almost two hours STRAIGHT!!!!!!   

  and I KNEW the shiot was coming - that heavy azz sigh, that lil look down at the floor - all the 'I wanna talk' queues........ somebody rescue me!!!!!  and it's the catch 22 - if I don't let her get the damn rant off her chest, she won't relax and chill.  If I DO let her wind up into it, now *I* am stuck trying to fake 'active' listening and response

'wha?  yea baby - that's crazy!' *in my mind - "How much longer till she get nekkid?"*

Ohhhhh man o MAN!!!!  I now understand the motivation behind the creation of Hennessey........

Fellas - yall need an appreciation day, a gesture to show that we appreciate all the shiot you put up with........


I declare today WOMEN ARE TO SHUT THE **** UP day...... Ladies - when you go home to your man - hand the nicca the remote, a drink and plate of food.  Then sit yo azz down and don't say a MUDDA*****KIN THING!!!!!!!  Wait till he finish his food, his drink - then get nekkid **** tha dawg shiot out of him - and STAY QUIET!!!!!  Don't ask no questions, don't say a word.  Moaning and screaming allowed - BUT NO WORDS!!!!  

Gentlemen - enjoy your day!!!!!!

You are killing me over here

  I'm still working on sobering up......

WOMEN ARE TOO MUCH GODDAMN WORK!!!!!!!  YOU BIOTCHES NEVER SHUT UP!!!!!!!

WTF??

  YEP!!!!!  Hypocrite personified - checking in for duty!!!!!!  LMAO

  Ms. Rhonda, That was funny.

 @ WOMEN ARE TOO MUCH GODDAMN WORK!!!!!!!  YOU BIOTCHES NEVER SHUT UP!!!!!!!

GOOD LAWD!!!!!!  I stone cold FORGOT how much freaking EFFORT it takes to be with a chick!!!!  HOW o HOW do you guys do that ish???!!!!!!  Seriously man - I gotta give ALL the dudes MAD props -



Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!  This must be one of those trick posts or sumpin.  I'm not responding to this one.  Uh uh...  Noooo...  Not the kid, Yo.  Imma make like 5-0 just turned the corner and be out.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAA!!!!

ain't a trick man - I feel ya pain, bruh - for REAL!!!!!!! 

I'm gone take your advice an give my Hubby this day! After dealing with a house full of sick folk and me ordering him around................he deserve it! I won't say one word! LMBO.....................

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