Can't believe how stoopid I get when I'm tryin to be smart.

I blogged this but re-read really leaves me feeling like a world class idiot!!!!
 Before you start throwing empty EAS cans and gallon jugs of protein shake mix at my head, let me explain. I was having the hardest time drinking the protein shakes ( I mean come on man, that stuff stinks) so I thought I would create my own nutrition program (yeah dumb I know) I only ate protein rich foods but trying to cram down enough to get anywhere near 70 g of protein/day was making me feel like a sausage in the microwave ( ready to flippin' bust) or . About 1 week of this and I notice I haven't lost a pound.... Hmm could this be related to my new SUPER-STEWPID diet program- of, course not... so I repeat this idiot move for another week. still no scale mvmt... Did I mention that during this time I start to crave carbs like a mad woman, and even decided to have a margarita (not a good look- halfway into the margarita I was looking for a table to dance on and calling my husbands name like the wicked witch of the MESS) but needless to say I came to my senses and have gotten back on the right path (stinky protein shakes and all) and I lost 6lbs last week.
the moral of my story: Don't fall prey to your own ignorance!!!! they gave you a plan because they wanted you to actually follow it. And from now on I plan too. DAYUM can you say hard lessons are the best lessons!!!

Been that stoopit myself   .  Take care, Z

After being 2 years out I have to regroup because of all the choices I've been make lately (eating (grazing)under stress, and late night ).  So you have just began you are early out and know you can get back on track.

Thanks for that morning chuckle!.......I needed that laugh.

J

MyMAR..
You lighten up my day.. cause sometimes I really be tired of this WLS D---M CRAP!! But sometimes we just need to laugh to keep from crying!! You have came a long ways from that thought process!! KEEP UP ThE GOOD WORK!!.. and OOOH keep me laughing GIRLIE!!

Thanks guuuurl! Oh go to my page there is plenty more of my particular brand of insanity to behold.  ***MUAH*** My

Sounds like you need a great tasting protein drink... Try ISS Oh Yeah RTD it has 32g protein, it comes in Chocolate, Vanilla, Banana and Strawberry. Chocolate is my fav...   You can get it at GNC. It's a lil' expensive but worth every dime.
Hang in there!

I have found a couple but I get tired of them quick and would rather shave my legs with a rusty butter knife than take another sip.
But I will try the RTD Oh Yeah -maybe then I will be on time for work and not be stuck fighting the crazy magic bullet that likes to lock my cups in place and not let them go... OMG I am such a mess... lol

Thanks ya'll it has been a struggle but I wouldn't change a thing...(well maybe a couple of things,  ) lol
But ya'll are my saving grace...I come to this site for support and answers but sometimes you get just what you need - a swift kick in the butt and somebody to remind you to take the I'm stoopid sticker off your forehead.

Dang - kinda hard to kick you in the azz when your foot is already stuck there......

Ok - you learned your lesson - let's see how long you stick to it......