X post: Final Tabulations are in......... the bet results.......

total fine for me:

ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dats RIGHT!!!!!  all you naysayers can KISS MY ASS!!!!!!  LMAOOOOOOOO

I had a good ass time last night - and get this - one of the chicks I made the bet with was the one that got out of pocket!!!!!   

We kicked the night off at one spot that a friend of mine was having a B-day happy hour at - had a couple there, then blazed out to a hood spot that *I* love.... we get there, chillin, drankin, get to dancing a bit - I'm feeling good than a mofo - was looking HAWTER than July in H-town in my tight jeans, boots and white shirt w/black corset on..... was getting the from about 75% of the dudes in the place - my girls was looking cute - we was doing big thangs, right?????

WHY O WHY - me and my girl go on the dance floor - dudes wasn't tryna ask for a dance we said f-it, let's go - and a dude comes up on the floor and starts dancing w/us - we have a good time, he was fun!  And dude kinda tried to talk to my girl (she's married, so I knew it was pointless) then later, he tries to holla at me, I said 'naw - that's aiight, you tried to get at my girl first anyway'  ***SEE - NO CUSSIN!!!!!  ain't you proud?????  I'll give you my USUAL response after I finish telling how it REALLY went*****

Why SHE get crazy crunk with me yelling at ME in the middle of the damn club talking about 'Why you gon not talk to him cause he tried to holla at me??!!!!  He ain't try to holla at me!!!!

  huh???  I'm thinkin 'is this ***** really yelling at ME about some nicca (sorry white folks - that's what I really had thought)'  HUH?????  She then proceeds to KEEP yelling that I need to stop trippin and talk to him ---- HUH???  Ummm - I wasn't interested in him in the FIRST place just on GP - regardless of the order in which he tried to hit on us.  I couldn't give two HOT ****S about that damn fool - so why is SHE in my damn face about the ****  After I tell her I ain't even feeling the dude - THEN she tries to grill me on WHY......... WTF???!!!!!  OMG - I so cannot hang with her - I haven't had anyone screen dyck for me in the club since I was in high school........   And I know I'M bi - but this ***** ain't!!!  (supposedly) but I was SURELY feeling like I only had temporary custody of my OWN ****!!!!  

Now ---- had the bet NOT been in place....... I WOULD have told homeboy 'Umm - naw dawg - you all excited cause of the grinding on the dance floor and I ain't ******g you tonight or any other.... commit to memory how my ass felt in your hands cause that's all she wrote - you ain't even bought me a drink, so you's a cheap bastid anyway'  THEN I bet ole girl wouldn't have been confused about why he got dismissed.... see - there's a method to my madness - all that being civil leaves mofos confused about your intentions.......

Ok - I know this is getting long - but one mo thang - when I FINALLY did run up on a slimmy I wanted to get with - and was exchanging #s on the dance floor  - THIS ***** comes up on the dance floor and PULLS ME OFF!!!!!  OMG - somebody call 911!!!!!  why??  Cause a hoe is about to get beat the FUCK down and you gone need a ambulance already on scene or somebody's paying for LIFE FLIGHT!!!!!!!!  

But - I kept cool - I won the bet....... and NEXT TIME we go out - #1 - I REFUSE to go anywhere with her ass again - but IFFIN SHE should sa-happen to be thur......   somebody put some money on my books for wireless access in the county jail....... cause Imma FUCK SOME **** SMOOTH UP!!!!!!!!! 
 

!!!!!  Oh God....I can't breathe!!!!  Girl stop, I'm still getting over bronchitis.  I only have one good working lung right 'bout now....!!!   Okay....alll imma say is....well done my sistah....well done!!!

You did great MM.  Shame to say it but back n the day, She woulda been cut up really bad.  Glad you handled it well. 
Not advocating violence or nothin but I'm settin a little sompn to the side to put on your books jus n case.

Z

STFU... She crazy. SOoo you did get ole boys number before she got u off the dance floor right??

HEYL NAWWWWW!!!  I gave him mine (which you KNOW I was liking him cause I NEVER do that....) but got the 'Sandman' treatment before I could get his.......

Dats aiight - I'm already planning a 'redo' weekend.....

Next time you see her make sure she does not have on her C**k blocking glasses on.

and yet another story to put in that book you won't write

That is too funny! Wish I coulda been there to see it!

OK MM,
where's da spot so I can have my hodden video camera as you knock her the pluck out???? do tell do tell.... cause this is too funny.

gurl - can you believe this ish went down at DIALLO'S????!!!!!!!

you know thangs is bad when you embarassed in front of HOOD RATS!!!!!