Do you expect more out of life that you give or put into it? Warning this may offend some

(deactivated member)
on 10/29/09 3:58 am, edited 10/29/09 4:06 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
Do you expect more out of life that you give or put into it?

1. Do you want people to give YOU compliments but you never give any?

2. Do you think prayers will get you the best  paying job rather than getting education training?

3. Do you think you deserve to be treated better than you treat others?

4. Do you expect family members to give loan you money when you never give?

5. If single do you expect to find the guy/female of YOUR dreams with a good education job, looks, family values - but you bring none of those qualities to the table?

6. When dating do you expect a guy/female have great credit when in fact yours is jacked up?

7. Do you expect your guy/female to smell good and have fresh breath when getting ready for intimacy but your behind is "humming"?

8. Do you only look to date a guy/female with a rocking body, but you need major plastic surgery?

9. Do you only look to date a guy/female with so called "good hair" but your hair is jacked up?

10. Do you expect your friends to pick up the tab all the time when dining out but you never offer?

11. Do you tell others that they need god but you just came home from the strip club?

12. Do you think only losing weight will answer all your prayers?

This is list is not made to upset, but may make us look into the mirror and go...hmmmm enjoy the rest of your day.....

Your friend Nana acting silly......
Faith *
on 10/29/09 4:17 am, edited 10/29/09 4:21 am
ETA:  Now you answer the questions Nana!

#0
. Do you expect more out of life that you give or put into it? No I do not.

1. Do you want people to give YOU compliments but you never give any?  I give many compliments and it would never bother me if I did not get any in return.

2. Do you think prayers will get you the best  paying job rather than getting education training? I am certain that education helps you but you should always put God first.

3. Do you think you deserve to be treated better than you treat others? I treat others with kindness and appreciation so I would hope to receive that in return if not...NEXT.

4. Do you expect family members to give loan you money when you never give? I never expect family or anyone to give me money with one exception...when my professional volunteering ass is fundraising for one of the many charities that I assist....LOL!

5. If single do you expect to find the guy/female of YOUR dreams with a good education job, looks, family values - but you bring none of those qualities to the table? n/a

6. When dating do you expect a guy/female have great credit when in fact yours is jacked up? n/a

7. Do you expect your guy/female to smell good and have fresh breath when getting ready for intimacy but your behind is "humming"? n/a

8. Do you only look to date a guy/female with a rocking body, but you need major plastic surgery?  Having a rocking body is so not important for my guy to have because I know that I am do not have the perfect body (help me because PS can be addictive) and I do not expect my guy's body to be either.

9. Do you only look to date a guy/female with so called "good hair" but your hair is jacked up?  IMO, every one has "good" hair if they take care of it and it is combed/styled.

10. Do you expect your friends to pick up the tab all the time when dining out but you never offer? I pick up the tab often.

11. Do you tell others that they need God but you just came home from the strip club? I do not do strip clubs.

12. Do you think only losing weight will answer all your prayers? No ma'am have WLS or losing weight will not answer all of your prayers.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown

(deactivated member)
on 10/29/09 4:22 am, edited 10/29/09 4:23 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
Wow Faith, I never expected anyone to answer these questions! They were actually jokes and sarcams and me being silly, I thought you knew me by know!! I must say you are so sweet to answer! But trust me, I DO have family members that these questions really hit home with especially picking up the tab when dining out
Faith *
on 10/29/09 4:31 am
I normally would not answer but I was on "break" and decided to respond. 

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown

(deactivated member)
on 10/29/09 5:06 am, edited 10/29/09 5:16 am
ETA:  Now you answer the questions Nana!

#0
. Do you expect more out of life that you give or put into it? No I do not.

Yep.  Ninja tendencies I know but fugg it.

1. Do you want people to give YOU compliments but you never give any?  I give many compliments and it would never bother me if I did not get any in return.

Yes, Faith is a die-hard compliment giver.  But me, sheeeeeeeeeeet, I'll rip your **** up first and then sprinkle some salt in wound for good measure.  That's just how we greet each other in Jersey.  Next.... 

2. Do you think prayers will get you the best  paying job rather than getting education training? I am certain that education helps you but you should always put God first.

Well....  Hmmm....  My mama and Mamapeaches (no relation) have always said that prayer changes things but I do believe you gotta have some "stick 'um" on the ball too in order for you to make the catch.  You can't just bust up in your bosses office and expect to get that promotion because you prayed... for a second.

3. Do you think you deserve to be treated better than you treat others? I treat others with kindness and appreciation so I would hope to receive that in return if not...NEXT.

Yes.  How else will they learn to worship me?  Duh.

4. Do you expect family members to give loan you money when you never give? I never expect family or anyone to give me money with one exception...when my professional volunteering ass is fundraising for one of the many charities that I assist....LOL!

Yeah, but my silly azz expect my family members to have some money to loan or to give.  So far that hasn't been the case.


5. If single do you expect to find the guy/female of YOUR dreams with a good education job, looks, family values - but you bring none of those qualities to the table? n/a

Yep.  Ninja tendencies.  See above.

6. When dating do you expect a guy/female have great credit when in fact yours is jacked up? n/a

Look... I'm not talking about money on BAF no more!  Some of y'all sistas can't take it. 

7. Do you expect your guy/female to smell good and have fresh breath when getting ready for intimacy but your behind is "humming"? n/a

  I think I'm gonna be sick.  Hummin' booties will give ya da cooties.

8. Do you only look to date a guy/female with a rocking body, but you need major plastic surgery?  Having a rocking body is so not important for my guy to have because I know that I am do not have the perfect body (help me because PS can be addictive) and I do not expect my guy's body to be either.


That's great.  You're one of the good sistas.  However, there are a lot of women out there expecting Denzel but look like Whuhdaheyll.  I'm just sayin.

9. Do you only look to date a guy/female with so called "good hair" but your hair is jacked up?  IMO, every one has "good" hair if they take care of it and it is combed/styled.



Heyll no they don't.  I got a relative who's hair is so wild you couldn't tame it with a whip and a chair.  Steve Irwin's gay hairdresser cousin would take one look at it and go, "Crikey mate.  Thas something e'en I'm nah gunna mess wit, Gurrrrl..." 

10. Do you expect your friends to pick up the tab all the time when dining out but you never offer? I pick up the tab often.

Nope.  That's why I eat at McDonald's.  You buy yo **** and I buy my ****  Errybody stays friends that way.

11. Do you tell others that they need God but you just came home from the strip club? I do not do strip clubs.

Yes.  I do so every Saturday morning.  Word to the wise... the Jehovah's Witnesses will listen to you if you listen to them.


12. Do you think only losing weight will answer all your prayers? No ma'am have WLS or losing weight will not answer all of your prayers.

What?!  We gotta pray to WLS now???  Mama!!!  Mamapeaches!!!  Some ting wong here. 
Faith *
on 10/29/09 6:07 am
Go away Double_Ayy!

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown

(deactivated member)
on 10/29/09 9:27 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
See I know I would be dying lauging at your answer to this...

@11. Do you tell others that they need God but you just came home from the strip club? I do not do strip clubs.

Yes.  I do so every Saturday morning.  Word to the wise... the Jehovah's Witnesses will listen to you if you listen to them.

(deactivated member)
on 10/29/09 9:17 am, edited 10/29/09 9:22 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
Ok..ok.....since you guys took the time to answer my VERY VERY personal post, I will try to be honest and answer

Do you expect more out of life that you give or put into it? Well a little bit, but I honestly try my darn best to give some of it back

1. Do you want people to give YOU compliments but you never give any?  Honestly if you met me in person, I am the type of person that is EXTREMELY friendly and love to joke and give compliments to people even strangers, whether I like their hair style, shoes, clothes, perfume, or even someone that is doing a great job at work.

2. Do you think prayers will get you the best  paying job rather than getting education training? I have to admit even though I was raised in the South (Atlanta) and if I missed Sunday school, I would be on my mom's next whipping schedule with the belt..LOL, and I am VERY spiritual, but I don't attend church every Sunday now, I believe that you don't have to sit in the Church to have a good heart, love people and be generous to be a good person. But I STRONGLY believe that as long as you have faith and is a god fearing person it enables and guide you to do the right things in life such pursuing an education.

3. Do you think you deserve to be treated better than you treat others?  I totally agree with this, I treat others IN REAL LIFE like I want to be treated, and if I don't get the same respect ...NEXT.

4. Do you expect family members to give loan you money when you never give? Personally when dealing with MY family members, I really don't LOAN anymore, I give, if I can't afford to GIVE, then I don't loan money because I really don't get it back and loaning money that you NEED back creates hostility..LOL

5. If single do you expect to find the guy/female of YOUR dreams with a good education job, looks, family values - but you bring none of those qualities to the table? Now this question is sort of funny and I can understand why you dodged this...I know if you say, OK, I have worked my butt off studying in college, sweated and took **** off people to get ahead in life, lived MY life straight on the arrow...and you think imma date/marry a thug or a guy that's half stepping and asking to borrow YO car, asking to borrow 5 dollars every day...OH HELL NO......nicca/black or white..LMAO better come correct wit something to table...land, house, trailer, bus, camper, gold teeth, grille, summthin of value

6. When dating do you expect a guy/female have great credit when in fact yours is jacked up? Well, I am the type of person that MUST keep decent credit in order to keep my job, and I have had a few slip ups I am not perfect, but I think if my credit situation was horrible,  I would not get upset if I met a guy and he quit me if I did not keep good credit.

7. Do you expect your guy/female to smell good and have fresh breath when getting ready for intimacy but your behind is "humming"? Ok, this is a trick question, but I will tella if the breath/body odor meets me across the room before he can get close to me...he AINT getting none --nuff said.

8. Do you only look to date a guy/female with a rocking body, but you need major plastic surgery?  Right about now I would kill to get a lower body lift, but I am scared to go to jail , SO...this is why I fell  in love with Erik coz he has this beer belly going on with skinny legs 
and I feel very comfortable when we both get naked in our Jacuzzi when we make love...

9. Do you only look to date a guy/female with so called "good hair" but your hair is jacked up?  Hmm...I try to keep my hair washed and looking good at all times, but again I do have bad hair days, I personally don't think there is any so call "good hair" any hair texture can look good if washed, combed, permed if necessary.

10. Do you expect your friends to pick up the tab all the time when dining out but you never offer? I am a VERY generous person, I USUALLY pick up the tab for my friends and family but sometimes it get OLD real quick if you find yourself picking up way more than you are receiving. I typically pick my friends IN REAL LIFE very carefully this way generosity is not a one way street.

1. Do you tell others that they need God but you just came home from the strip club? I have been to a strip club before when I was in my 20s when I lived in Atlanta a few of my friends were escorted with a guy we knew late one night after clubbing and we were drunk and wanted to know what strippers did in the strip club and BOY were we shocked...and No I don't tell others they need god, I just pray for them

12. Do you think only losing weight will answer all your prayers? If only it did...I would be the happiest woman alive
# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 10/29/09 4:52 am
1. Do you want people to give YOU compliments but you never give any?
Never gave a rat's azz.  I'll try to notice that in the future.

2. Do you think prayers will get you the best  paying job rather than getting education training?
Kinda.  I had a crappy job, joined Lakewood church and started praying - Joel mentioned college in a sermon, I went back and finished my online degree - PRESTO!!!!!  better job, 40% raise!!!!  Now the REAL question is does Jesus give extra credit????? 

3. Do you think you deserve to be treated better than you treat others?
Depends on how much they owe me.  Generally speaking, yes. Damn ungrateful bastids!

4. Do you expect family members to give loan you money when you never give?
Hell yea!  My mama KNOWS she makes more than me!  lol - it's not loaning money to ME..... you wanna help the 'grandbaby' right??????

5. If single do you expect to find the guy/female of YOUR dreams with a good education job, looks, family values - but you bring none of those qualities to the table?
No, but I expect to stop attracting the exact, polar OPPOSITE of everything I bring to the table...... how bout that?

6. When dating do you expect a guy/female have great credit when in fact yours is jacked up?
YEP - relationships are about balance........

7. Do you expect your guy/female to smell good and have fresh breath when getting ready for intimacy but your behind is "humming"?
My behind never 'hums'.... well.... there was that one time after the vanilla ice cream - but I SWEAR I didn't know I was dairy intolerant!!!!!

8. Do you only look to date a guy/female with a rocking body, but you need major plastic surgery?
I only need plastics on my back!!!!  So his FRONT better be BANGIN!!!!! 

9. Do you only look to date a guy/female with so called "good hair" but your hair is jacked up?
All I need is an appt and two packs of hair and 1 tub of relaxer to fix that.......

10. Do you expect your friends to pick up the tab all the time when dining out but you never offer?
Yep!!!  So that's why I never have friends for more than a couple months!  Them hoes catch on QUICK these days......

11. Do you tell others that they need god but you just came home from the strip club?
Well wouldn't *I* know best?  I just came out of the den of iniquity - so I KNOW the end of the path to hell!  Sho was fun too..... lemme hold $5......

12. Do you think only losing weight will answer all your prayers?
Heck no!!!!  but it sho stopped me praying going up stairs, before sitting in a booth, before tryna get into a sports car, before trying on pants in a dressing room, before going in the swimming pool and before doing the 'do'!!!    lawd... PLEASE don't let my back give out before I bust this nut..... AMEN!!!! 

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions!  I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

(deactivated member)
on 10/29/09 9:19 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
You so silly I like your answers too
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