Facebook azzes...
So I'm on Facebook the other night right, commenting on one of my 'friend's' statuses when this (j) [jack azz] gets on there and begins to type a response to my friend's status too but directed his entire response to me personally.
WTH? Who is this (?) [dumb azz] that's talking to me, I thought?
He went on to mention how my inital comment to "our" friend ["Lemme hold $5."] reminded him of another friend of his, a really (!) [tight azz] when it came to money, he said, that he knew at one time. This other friend of his would always ask him for money as he put it, "like I had (_$_) [money coming out of my azz], but this (_*_) [azzhole] would never want to spend his own money on things..."
"Typical (_%_) [cheap azz]," I replied. "Ya should've known to ([oo]
At this point, I'm sitting there beginning to think that this guy, whose typing directly to me at this point on our mutual friend's status, seems kinda chatty. A little too chatty for me, 'cause he kept implying that his friend was a real (~) [gay azz] and that all of his friend's friends all had a {_!_} [swishy azz]. TMI right?
Now I believe that a person should be free to express themselves as they see fit ya know, but this guy was starting to sound like the type of (_o_) [azz that's been around], who had seen a lot of things that most people don't get to see, so he wasn't afraid to express himself in any way. Ya know the type that when you tell them to "(_x_)" [kiss my azz] or (_X_) [leave my azz alone] they don't get pissed, they just look at you as if you're just playing hard to get? Yeah that type.
By now I was really getting pissed because "our" friend just sat there reading everything taking place like some kinda (_zzz_) [lame azz] and didn't even bother to interrupt this guy's postings to me at all. So I sat there thinking that if this (__!__) [fat azz] doesn't put this ninja in check, then Imma have to put a cyber foot in her (_!_) [big azz] when I see her. Yahmean?!
I began to royally (!#$@) [cuss her azz out] for not doing or saying something about this guy. Finally she responded back to me via my inbox msg by saying, "I just thought that you two were just getting to know each other the way that Facebook intended..."
"Ya know," I wrote back, "I hate a (_E=mc2_) [smart azz]."
LMFAO. Your friend is just as ****tie as her friend making the responses toward you. She should've intervened and said stop this is my book and don't be scraping in my shyt.
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Just one more reason I'm not into facebook. I just never know who I might meet, like it or not.
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Da mahfuggah said... 
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on 10/15/09 2:51 am - ~Somewhere in~, PA
; thirdly; I have enough friends in REAL LIFE 
; fourth someone that I work with or people that I grew up with COULD SEE ME THERE 
and I do NOT want them to know me business
...I feel like Obesity Help is sorta like a "hide out" FOR ME me to vent about things that I would not normally do IN REAL LIFE....
.... This is why I turn down all Facebook friends....
...you are still crazy
