Treadmill Pooter

Ever passed gas on the treadmill while in a crowded gym?  Well, Monday was the day that I did.  And you know how crowded the gym is on Mondays as erry body try to redeem themselves from the weekend. 

Anyway, I was already feeling gassy Monday afternoon cuz I drank a whey protein shake.  I normally wait about an hour after drinking (my protein) before going to the gym.  Got a little froggy and jumped on up to the gym an little earlier that day.

My run was a little more tense than normal cuz I was trying to hold in these little "silent creepers" for the first 10-15 minutes.  I guess they all built up because all of a sudden there was this short precise FART .  Hey, just couldn't hold it any longer.

I didn't hear it cause I had on head phones, but you KNOW when you fart.  I just didn't know how loud it was....and basing things on my past history, let's just say I could scare people.  But I played it off cooler than a mofo though.  I cut my eyeballs (not my head; just the eyes) to the left and right and apparently nobody else heard it either.  Luckily they had on head phones tooor maybe they were just playing it off cool too.

So, guess I'll have to delay my gym visits when I'm feeling gassy from now on. 

I do it ALL of the time!  It's something about working out that makes me have to !

TMI, I know.

Drink your protein shake AFTER working out and you will be fine.

I do the protein after my workout.  I have definetly let loose in the gym.  Its not just the wls people farting . 

 OMG, I thought it was just me.  I swear five minutes into a workout I have to concentrate really hard so as not to embarrass myself.  Argh! how do I stop it?

@ So, guess I'll have to delay my gym visits when I'm feeling gassy from now on. 


What and deprive all of those wannabe gym rats from the gut-wrenching smell of what you were processing inside?  Please.   I'll hear none of it. 

Now head on over to the nearest crowded elevator and give your fellow riders a silent surprise,  O' Ninja of the Nasty! 

shoooooooot with some of the cats round HERE, I'd gladly let out a few.  But I gotta have a glass of milk and some cookies first.  That's when it REALLYYYY starts to get interesting. LOL

 Doesn't the relief afterwards feel so good? LOL, this would be the reason I am up at 4 AM to work out...once my body realizes it has stuff to work with it will, um process it without regard for polite society.

Thank you for this post it was hilarious!

lol.......I  get so embarresed when I rip one in public 

What scares me is I'm no longer embarrased by the sudden slips.  I've even become calculating, letting one go in an empty aisle in the supermarket just before heading to the next aisle.   

I now crown you a fellow  Ninja of the Nasty! 


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