and since LEE won't do it..... MACK'S BAF Awards.......

LMAOOOOO - not the acceptance speech!!!! 

 This is too funny. You are off the chainnnnnn!!!!

  have you come to expect ANYTHING less?????

Best crazy ass, loves-to-have-fun, keeps it on the really-real, and ain't no shame to her game...#1 MACK MOMMA...all the way!!!

BTW...I ain't trying to clean up this board - girl, that would take lots of praying, paying tithes, tarrying, laying of hands, and full armor! And I ain't God, child!  Besides, some of the **** on here IS funny as heyll, especially when folk try their damndest to backstroke and clean up their own MESS!

===================> I'm OUT!

**walks up to podium, sniffling*

OMG!!  I can't believe I won!!!  It's been a long road.... I've struggled, battled, fought - but it feels so GOOD to be here!!! **holds award up high** THANK YOU BAF!!!!  I'd like to give special thanks to the following:
Cookie - cause she showed me how a bytch can REALLY roll
DD - for being a 'sounding' board and giving me material to work with
Rhonda - wheel man and stunt double - couldn't do it without you dawg!!
RoRo - just cause she crazy like me - nothing like TWO tasmanian devils together......
Dolphin Dee - much love!!!
L-Boogie aka LaVerne - MY DAWG!!!!! love to scrap it up!!!
Lee - cause NOBODY makes me laugh OUT LOUD like you do!
Double Ayy- for justifying my insanity by merely existing as you are

...... and all the many others that I know and love - this one's for you ALL!!!! 


you LOVES me - you REALLY LOVES ME!!!!!  **wipes away one fake tear**

goes to walk off stage, get stopped.....
"what, I gotta give BACK the award statue????  yall using the same one for ALL the award presentations?" 

WTF????  yall some trifiling CHEAP AZZ BASTIDS!!!!!!!!! 

So many damned emotions right now...cuz I'm laughing and crying from laughing...at the same time! Trina, girl you are OFF DA CHAIN!

  @ I'm laughing and crying from laughing...at the same time!

Oh no don't do that.  My uncle Clarence used to do that and then they came and took his blacque away.  Big Mama was afraid that he might hurt the cheerin or sumpen....

i don't get a thank you???/ That's painful!!!!!

painful??

As I am sure the many OTHER times you've been overlooked must have been.......

*pats back* There, there, tsk, tsk - it will be alright.....

lol.....i'm always overlooked....yep!