OT - sippin on some ice cold "Moon shine..."

Ayy yo,

Did anybody besides me catch that they (NASA - Nosey-Azz Science Azzholes) tried to blow a hole in the moon this morning looking for water? 

WTF??? 

What is going on people?  Is our global water supply in such bad shape that we need to now look for water on the moon of all places?

We already know that there is no life up there whatsoever so why in the blue blazes are we messin around with it in the first place?   Mercury  is too hot, Venus is toxic, Marsis too dry, but the Earth is just right.  Period.

Holla atcha boy...

screw you.  My mom has worked for NASA sub contractors for 40 years.  all I gotta do is call and she'll lemme hold $100 ANY DAY of the week.

Blow the whole damn moon UP for all I care - whatever keeps her checks coming - cause she likes buying ish......

HAHAHA! Ya'll are crazy! Too funny
But I like looking at the moon Mack, lets not blow it up. Ok 

Screw me?!  Can't we just have dinner first or maybe listen to some hiphop together on the radio first or sumpen?  Sheesh...  That's the last time I date a WLS patient.  They're just too pushy.

But seriously though, sometimes being able to do something doesn't quite justify doing it in the first place.  What happens when calculations are off and they break off (literally) more than they expected.  Now ya have a giant meteorite hurling toward Earth - and Superman is still stuck in the dayum comic books.  

Hey What are you eating for lunch today? I had a delicious curry chicken salad with raisins, carrots, oregano and a bottle of Gatorade (low energy). And you?

AS for NASA, they are lucky that the moon didn't pop on em looking for water. lol

Would you believe that after a year out I'm still not able to eat chicken anymore.    It always seems to dry for me no matter how it's prepared or I can't seem to chew it into a fine enough paste to tolerate it. 

Man that's not cool. So, what do you eat on a regular red meat?

I'll eat turkey saugsage, hard-boiled eggs, veggie burgers, and lately I've found that beans are a good source of protein.  They have a bad after affect but you know the little sing-a-long we all sang as kids, "Beans, beans... good for your heart.  The more you eat; the more you fart..." 

Truer words were never spoken... 

Ha!
I completely missed that one but the funny thing is my 7 year old daughter was watching the morning news while dressing and she said..."Mommy you know that something is about to blow up the moon right" And I was like "oh yeah", thinking that she was making ish up.  I'm gonna have to apologize when I see her.

ETA: It's a sad day when your 7 year old is abreast of the current events and you're not, but hell I gotta shower some time.

I need to check this out.

You'd better.  Who do you think keeps me so current and up to date - my 8 and 5 year old.