OT - My annual awards show...

(deactivated member)
on 10/7/09 12:02 am

Ayy yo,

Now that the likkle chirrens are back in school and the leaves on the trees are turning brown, that means can only mean one thing: it's almost time for the Oh No He Deh'int Awards...

Categories to also include:

Most Ghetto fool on TV right now - . Runner(s) up: Jon Goslin ("I despise Kate..."), Paula Abdul ("I really liked your singing but... How come the earth is flat and why does Peanut Butter smells like peanuts...?") ...and the winners are Franke and Neffe.

Most Crakka-azzed Crakka on TV right now - Nominees are: Nancy Grace, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and Rush Limbaugh. And the Surprise Winner is: Glen Beck. Beck has dethroned last year's winner, Fox News' Bill O'Reilly, with his dumbazz. Beck would like to thank his entire Neo-Nazi fan base; the Republican PWTs; and his Mormon upbringing.

Most non-needed TV talk show host at the moment - Nominees are (ooh... this was a tough one!) Wendy Williams, Mo'Nique, and Ellen DeGeneres. And the winner is... George Lopez. When it was announced that he was getting a talk show, my TV reached over and shut itself off.

Join me for the festivities and enter your categories and nominees now.

...you're watching DAT View - Double_Ayy! TV, ninjas.

Dalexis
on 10/7/09 12:10 am, edited 10/7/09 12:18 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

Suddenly, Kanye West steps to the stage, approaches the podium and snatches the mic from George Lopez.

Kanye: " i just need to day that, yeah, its cool you got the award, George, but this award really should go to Wendy Williams! Thank you and good night!"

George: "I think you're right. I ain't gonna fight you on that, bro. Here. You can give this to her for me. Tell her I said, 'how YOU doin'?' "

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

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(deactivated member)
on 10/7/09 12:12 am

RNY on 10/02/08

Heck yeah!

(deactivated member)
on 10/7/09 12:15 am - Sweet Dreams lives in , PA

RNY on 09/15/04

OMG!!! This is SO true....I just happened to watch one of Wendy's shows one night ( I don'****ch much TV) and all I could do was think....what the fugg! I could use that air time for SO much more....seeing her standing there looking like the LION KING!!! Sorry Wendy....I could not resist....but you do.

(deactivated member)
on 10/7/09 12:47 am

RNY on 10/02/08

Yeah her show is sorta like the old Ricki Lake show. You can't help but think to yourself, "Who the fugg did she have to sleep with to get this shot?"

Dalexis
on 10/7/09 1:02 am - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

You can ask that question about MOST of the shows on BET.

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." Plutach. Not true, for there are always more worlds to conquer.

www.myspace.com/dalexis863