OT: OMG!! I can't believe the friend request I just got on FB!!!!

  Ok - WHY did a high school classmate just send me an FB friend request and I CAN'T STAND HER????!!!!!

Never could!!!  I hold her PERSONALLY and ETERNALLY responsible for SNATCHING up two guys I had the BIGGEST crush on!!!!!  One was Sheldon Harris in middle school - he was dark, cute, had a jheri curl - I was his friend and trying to see if I could make the crossover when this yella slim heffa come trotting up.....

THEN in high school - SAME DAYUM THANG!!!  I remember the MOMENT that I had the opportunity to mack on Albert LaSene..... tall, light skinned b-ball playing bruh..... in red suede tennis shoes (I forget the brand that was so popular back then) I got interrupted by the class geek..... a week later they were dating and ain't break up for YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep - I'm still holding onto this i****'s old, petty but **** it - I still don't like that hoe cause she was light and slim and I was the light skinned FAT girl. 

However....... my inner mean bytch can't wait to get home to see her profile and I HOPE she's fat....... and done had a bunch of kids and is single....... and works at the grocery store. 

Don't EVEN say it!!!  I'm already headed to the corner!!!!!!!!!  I just came FROM my therapist appt too - now I gotta wait till the NEXT one to work on THIS issue..... good thing it's 100% covered till the end of this year - I might need to start double booking.......

   @ I HOPE she's fat....... and done had a bunch of kids and is single....... and works at the grocery store.  

OMG!!  I can't breathe!!!  That is just too dayum funny!!!

I know I am not supposed to feel that way as a Christian.....

BUT I JUST AIN'T THAT SAVED YET!!!!!  I still got fat-girl-in-school issues!!!!! 

 Ole skinny azzed light and cute, cheerleading HEFFA.........  

Girl pleeeeze, I'm a Christian and I love Jesus and I know we are suppose to forgive and I'm sure in time you will....but until then....I say she was lucky you didn't beat her high yella azz unconscious with her pom poms!!!

Continuing Toward Our Goal

 ¹² I do not mean that I am already as God wants me to be. I have not yet reached that goal, but I continue trying to reach it and to make it mine. Christ wants me to do that, which is the reason he made me his.
¹³ Brothers and sisters, I know that I have not yet reached that goal, but there is one thing I always do.
Forgetting the past and straining toward what is ahead,
¹⁴ I keep trying to reach the goal and get the prize for which

God called me through Christ to the life above.

Philippians 3 :12-14(New Century Version

Ok Mz Mack...Here is your devotional for the day. Now how you gonna miss heaven over some foolishness like that. I bet sistah gurl done forgot all about it and moved on. Whether she fat, got ninety eleven kids etc Baby gurl this might be your opportunity to be a blessing to her.
Jus a thought
peace mz jojo
who done lived long enuf to know it all works out in the end

  seriously?? 

You don't think I ALREADY know this?  Pardon me, o wise and upholding Christian - make some space to let me pass, I don't want this gasoline on my draws to get on ya as I make my way down........

I admitted I ain't that good yet!!!  But Imma think on it...

and Jesus wept. 

Here Ya Go!!

  you CRAZY!!!! 

  now Mack, that wasn't nice!