OT: Ain't nobody ask you that...........

what up fam?  I got a long hard workday in front of me - so let's get some distractions going.....

Fill in with your examples for the following:
Don't you hate it when...........

-- you state your opinion/feeling about something and some mofo comes along with some shiot trying to dilute your statement?  (i.e. i hate rainy days!!  mofo says 'rain is what helps grass grow - so you have to have it) Ummm - no SHIOT dufus - I STILL hate rainy days - I needed no reminder of the PURPOSE.....

-- you think up your outfit for the next day, then when you go to get dressed that morning you discover you forgot to take it to the cleaners so you can't wear it that day

-- you check your bank account balance and get happy cause it's more than you were thinking THEN remember the shiot you have yet to pay/cover so it aint' really money in there

-- you wake up without the alarm going off and you feel refreshed than a mofo, look at the clock and discover you are up 3 hours too early???

Ha! I never feel like I got enough sleep, honestly I've heard you vets talk about sleeping less; I'm really looking forward to that.

Man - that sleep shiot ain't no joke - lots of us 'medicate' to go to sleep.  I think there's something in fat that makes you sleepy and when you lose that ish - you don't sleep.

Insomina is very common in post WLS, from the feedback I've seen over the years - crazy thing is that we aren't tired - but we wanna sleep, dammit!!!  LOL

OMG Mack!!  I never heard the insomnia thing until you mentioned it on this post!!  I am having some major insomnia!!!  I try to take "Calms Forte", but that doesn't always work.  I've been having a little wine or a margarita cooler with dinner and I sleep better. (didn't realize I was self-medicating!  LOL)   I better check with my doc.  Thanks for the heads up!

Funny thing is that I hadn't heard it either until *I* posted about it!  LMAO - so put that ish out here, no matter what it is - you may THINK it's just you..... but what I have learned on here is that it's VERY RARELY a problem only you have...... so speak on it - get some feedback! 

Hey MM#1 ~ love the Avie..........

I hate it when.................
~ folks asks you questions they already know the answer to. Like, how did you lose that weight?? You are the one spreading my business so......

~ events are unorganized..............just my pet peeve

~ fake folks............if I have a problem with you I can't smile in your face - I have to address the issue at hand. Now we can disagree and that's cool but I won't act like I'm not mad at you knowing I'm pissed.

^5 on that second one!!

My daughter is at a new school - they've had one parent meeting (mandatory) an open house.....

Now MY past experience with open houses (at WHITE SCHOOLS -yea, I said it) is that you have a brief (10-20min) formal intro - then everybody goes around checking out things  WHY did I sit through 1.5 hours of the 2 hour open house listening to a DIATRIBE/LECTURE reading the school policies and code of conduct?????

I already BEEN thru school bytch - I CAN READ!!!!!!

They bet not say SHIOT when I don't show up NEXT year......

 at I've already been through school........I can read.

I hate going to events and everyone running around like y'all didn't know you were giving it. I mean you sent out the invite two weeks ago...................ugh. Drives me insane.

Ok,, I have a couple,,  "I Hate It when"

Most women hate that theirs boyfriend/hubby leaves the seat up on the toilet,, well
mine puts it down,, and closes the lid.  There is nothing worse then running to the
bathroom in the middle of the night half asleep to go in and sit down on the lid,, I
hate it. 

I hate it when someone comes to my office at work and say's  "I hate to bother you",,
I reply,, then "don't" and get out my office.

I hate it when Carl steals my food.

Oh,,,,,, I hate when I go in the bedroom,, make the bed there is not a wrinkle any
where,, and then my hubby goes in there,, sits on the bed and gets his pills
together for the day,, and has left wrinkles in my bed,, I Hate it.

I Hate it, when my youngest son calls me and says,,, "Ma,, I know I already owe
you money,,, but can you loan me a hundred?,,,,, hell no,,

Oh,,,, I hate it when someone says  "Girl if I had your hair I won't wear a pony tail
every day"... Hate it.

I hate it when someone says,, "how much weight have you lost now". and "how
much more are you going to lose".,,

I hate when people are blowing the horn at me because I WILL NOT turn on the
red light.,,, yup,, that's me in front of you ,, and I ain't turning.  Turning on red is
a choice,, and I choose NOT to turn on red.  

Oh,, like last night,, I made my hubby fried chicken, baked mac and cheese, some
candied yams, and string beans,, he came in from work,,  Oh,, we had a meeting at
work and they ordered in food,, I Hate it. 

Ok,, I'll stop now.

So YOU are that summbytch I'm cussing out at the light!!!!! TURN DAMMIT!!! 


and that toilet lid thing ain't cool at ALL!!!!  I have done that - but I don't have a good excuse, I live alone - but what had happen was.... I was drunk one night......LMAOOOOO!!!!