OT: I think I found a part time job......

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 9/17/09 7:27 am

see - that could open up a side hustle of skimmin pills off the top to see on the skreet.......

Good lookin out homie!!!!

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

(deactivated member)
on 9/17/09 7:35 am

Hey you didn't get any ideas from me...I can't be going down as a co-conspirator

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 9/17/09 7:39 am

**stands up in courtroom, lifts shackled hand and points to MJ**

YO HONOR - SHE TOLE ME HOW TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

~a hush descends on the gallery, the judge bangs the gavel~

ORDER IN THE COURT, YOU MOFOS!!! SIT DA HEYL DOWN

Judge: "Mack, are you saying you were lured into this criminal lifestyle and undertaking by MJ?"
Me: (fake azz sniff) Yes yo honor - she tricked me
Judge: "Bailiff - get that other mofo and let this innocent, honest, forthright and worth lovely woman go!!!!"
Me: Thank you ever so kindly, Judge - THROW THE BOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

(deactivated member)
on 9/17/09 7:48 am

You dirty dawg!!!! How you gonna turn trick on me? They'll get your ass for something and you know what they do to snitches in prison right?

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 9/17/09 9:04 am

naw naw - peep the pimp game, slimmy......

I's FREE!!!! I broke out on you like Amistad and **** - YOU the one left to rot..... now grab your cup and get to clankin!!!!!

I'm headed to the mall..... I'll put $5 on your books tho..... gon hook up them ramen noodles and weenies!!!

Two words.....

STATE'S WITNESS........ HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

(deactivated member)
on 9/17/09 9:31 am, edited 9/17/09 9:38 am

Note to self:

Never plan to do some illegal **** with Trina.

But I look so innocent, I don't think they'd buy your story. Nope, never.

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 9/17/09 9:33 am

YOU have never seen me lie.

The **** is like Mozart playing for Van Gogh while the Alvin Alley Dance troup performs - the **** is MAJESTIC...... I got skills.....

hell - I'm a MANAGER!!! I lie for a LIVING!!!!

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

(deactivated member)
on 9/17/09 9:38 am

Dammit you can give me some tips. I am a HORRIBLE liar.

ShayZ
on 9/17/09 7:49 am - Somewhere, TX

RNY on 02/25/02

I don't know why it didn't dawn on me to come to this site when I got bored....of course the tears streaming from my allergy sensitive eyes aren't thanking you but the rest of me is overjoyed at the 5 minutes I just spent laughing at your post.

How can I thank you enough?

# 1 MACK_MAMA
on 9/17/09 9:02 am

Lemme hold $20.........

I don't just have issues, I have subscriptions! I'm saving on the newsstand price.......

Check out my dating mis - adventures at: http://1macdatinggame.blogspot.com/

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