OT: I think I found a part time job......

Ok - so I have been in doctor's offices a LOT in the last month - flu, upper respitory infection, aches pains and other assorted bullshiot. 

while waiting for various steps in the medical evaluation process - I did what I do best.  Observe.  I'm a process improvement specialist at heart - so I began to notice a trend.  While I couldn't see faces, I could hear everything that was going on. 

There was a lot of explanation of conditions and treatments - lots of coaching on what to say and how to say things to patients.  I think I have a GREAT solution!   *I* could be the doctor's translator!!!!

example #1 - chick was telling lil trainee girl how to explain this patient's condition "tell her that the bacteria levels in her urine are elevated and that's why she has the problem she has, but the bacteria levels are higher than regular normal amounts.  Tell her the meds she's on will take care of the problem, so she should be alright"

MY translation "Gurl - yo **** is stronger than a MOFO!!!  You must not be drankin no water to dilute that ish - cause you loaded smooth UP!!!  Keep taking that ish you on, you will be aiight - and drink water before you start corroding toilets!"

example #2 - chick was tryna tell trainee how to tell homeboy that he had got him an STD - but one of the 'fixable' ones...... "let him know that he's got XXXX (can't remember which one) - that it is curable, this is his medication cycle and he's got to be careful in the future"

Mack style - "Come on man - you ain't see that girl scratchin???  I KNOW you smelt something bad when she took her draws off and you STILL rawdogged that??  ~shaking head~ Look here - you ain't crap out of dyck roulette THIS time - here go your pills - but wrap that ish up!!!!"

  I think i might be onto something.........

I LOVE THAT AVATAR!!!

UM....YOU ARE SO DAMN CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIRL I AM OVER DYING LAUGHING!!!!!! LOL I'd hire you! LOL

OMG!  You are sooo silly!!!  You just might be on to something there.....LMAO!

  ***dead***

LMAO .

Sounds like a great part time job. That's right break down like it's suppose to be broken down.

You are a mess but I love it every word of it.. especially Mack style hilarious straight up hilarious...

....yep, you STILL a fool....

Still?  you mean at one point I wasn't??

DAMN!!!  Ain't nobody let me know when I had that clean slate moment - I coulda made somethin outta that....... LOL! 

Yeah a doc could hire you for a translater right after he increases his stock in smelling salts, cuz you're gonna have people passing out.  Then he's gonna need to write scripts for some xanax or valium to chill folks out.

You are a nut!