Dang it's boring today!! Da heyl yall doin - talk to me! It's the Mack Radio show

Tell me what's on your mind, peoples!!!  I've got just under 4 more hours of work to fake - and I was about to actually DO something!!!!

What's the goings on - what you got up for the weekend? 

any recent shady mcgrady moves gone down?

who gettin paid this Friday?  Lemme hold $20.....

**a la Larry Fishburne in School Daze**

WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're really bored, you can get on OH and start some shiot...  oh wait...


You is crazy!!!  BTW, you are ROCKING that haircut!!!!!  I love it!  I'm trying to hold on to my locks until I reach goal weight, then it's all off!!  Only a black woman can rock long hair to short overnight and look good doing it!!!

I'm singing this weekend at a charity event, and will go see "I can do bad..." again, but this time with my hubby. 

Hi,,

I  LOVE your hair cut,, I wish I could wear that style.  I'm doing nothing this weekend.
I'm off tomorrow,, I'll finish putting the new covers on the dinner room chairs,, and
I'll work on finishing my "doll face pillows",, and a couple "tooth fairy" pillows.  As you
can see,, I'm really into "crafts",,,  Love that hair girl,,,,,  Oh,, and I'll have lots of
Long Island Ice Tea 

you got one of them Martha Stewart type houses, huh?  Covers for the chairs???  hell - in my house - that's a bath towel on the wet spot.......




And Long Island Ice Tea??  WHOOO CHILE......  I dont work up TOO many times off those wondering...... 'man I hope *I* ain't pay for this room cause it sho wasn't worf it.....'

  I stick to vodka. 

Someone gave me a very nice dinning room set,, but the chair we're filthy,, so I'm "recovering"
them in a black and charcoal grey material,, then my son will take them to his house.

I never tried vodka,, girl,, don't give me no ideas   (lol)

Never tried vodka????

Sacre bleu!!!!!  Aww lawdy - bless her lawd - she know NOT what she don't KNOW bout!!!!

Stay in the dark, sweetie - do NOT follow Carol ann, you hear???



I'm still trippin that you used 'very nice' and 'filthy' together in the same descriptive sentence about that furniture!  Oxymoron if you ask me - but - everyone's literary license is cut from their own cloth......

Meaning,, it  "was" a very nice dinning room set,, but she never "took care of it",,
but once I fini**** will look like new,,, now,, what should I put into that vodka besides
the ice,,,, I use to love me some  E&J too,,  ok,, I could be considered a drunk,,, well
it does taste good.

here's a favorite 'screwdriver' with some extra 'screw' in it - this is my recipe

Ingredients:
1 Big azz glass
enough ice to keep errythang in the Big Azz glass cold
Vodka (you can start with a fifth, I work off 1.75 liter bottles myself - no need going back to the liquor store erryday - them mofos get all familar with you and ish, be pulling yo bottle off the shelf right when you walk in like they just KNOW what you coming for like you can't never change up your drink cause you got a problem and always in there  ~pauses, looks up~  OH!  umm - right, the recipe.........)
Midori Liqueur - it's green
Sunny D California (NOT Tangy Original - just trust me on this.....)

Half the glass or no less than 3/4 Vodka, put the ice in, then the Sunny D to almost the top, then a heavy splash of midori.   Stir with a straw and sip till you dip!!!  or trip..... or skip..... heyl, maybe even flip......

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! enjoy!!!! 

Ok,,

Keep and eye on the news all weekend,, if you hear anything about "MaryAnne" is still
missing, in West Haven,, Ct.  it's definitely  me,,,,,,,,,

See - you one of those 'debils' on my shoulder - tellin me to start shiot.......  knowing GOOD and DANG well.... I WILL.... .and y'all just sit back, read and  

you dead WRONG!!!!!  However, the shiot starting idea is running around in this big head of mine.....

Thanks on the 'do - I love it, my mama HATES it which means it must look GOOD!  HAHAHHAHHAA - I swear, if I let my mama style me, I would look smooth like Miss Jane Pitman or come crap like that - ~smh~

Heck - don't forget that only a BLACK woman and go from SHORT to LONG overnight too!!!!  Let hairsisters **** up and run a sale on lace front wigs........ ya HEARD!!!! 

and why you gon drag that poor ninja to that movie?  you KNOW the only ninjas that go see those are GAY or FORCED - leave that man alone and let him watch tha game!!!!!