Am I going to get punished???

Hi,,

Is there someone at your job that you can't stand,, because they eat everything in the
kitchen,, whether they brought it in or not?  Well,, we have one at my job,, and my
mind has been on doing something to Carl for a long time.  Monday I brought in a
"chocolate eclair",, I melted "exlax" on it,, well,,,,,,,,,,,,,Carl has been in the bathroom
all morning.  He ate it this morning with his coffee.  Do I feel bad,, hell no.   Now,, I
just have to wait for God to punish me. 

 TO DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO..............

That'll learn em'.............

Dude,  Hurry the hell up.   I gotta go. 

I'm feeling evil today so I will say what I would normally just think and laugh to myself.  If the greedy theiving ******* is stealing food, then let him eat ****    Just don't say anything to anyone.    Keep this to yourself unless you want to explain how you medicated your snack because us wls folks need a little help sometimes, then he went  and stole your food . 

 there's no words for your behavior

M.S.W    I LOVE your answer,, and I will remember it,, just in case I get caught. 
But,,, Carl is a pain in the azzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,, he needs to retire,, 78 years old,, and
acting a FOOL....

You gave a 78 year old the ****z,  
Your ass is going to hell.  

Oh no you are going to hell in a hand basket! 78 years old........ oh my you left out that important fact from the story ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  No wonder you are waiting for your punishment.

ohhhhh damnnnnn 78 yep.....lightening will strike....your azzzz is grass......