OT: Best insult

I'm in a foul mood - thought I would find some constructive way to make use of it.

What's your best insult?  Not necessarily something you always use - but one that allowed you to emotionally gut or otherwise verbally disembowel a mofo?

  <---- dats me!  Always on the SUNNY side of things!!!!

So - umm - for me - lesseeeeee.........

* Oh - trust me, boo-boo, you'll be a cop REAL soon after you take that test - I read that low IQ people excel at it! 

* And to think, your mama passed up the golden opportunity to spit your ass in a napkin ~tsk tsk~

* Naw - I ain't fall in love with another nicca - I just fell more in love with the dead air left after you leave.....

So - what lines have YOU used??????  and I will be taking notes.....

Going to get a ANOTHER drink be back in a second once I think of some old schitt to **** me off......

I got nothing, but I'll keep looking to see what is posted.

As promised I am back....

Okay the thing about me, is I very rarely cursed when I am upset, and try to almost always speak very good english, UNTIL RHOQUISHA come out..... 

I had to LOL when I read your comebacks.....

Here you go...

To a man....

I know got damn well yo punk azz not trying to be funny.... I have been there for you MORE than yo momma have so don't even go there with that schitt!!

I can add a lot more BUT have to keep my  image.

Very rarely do I allow a woman to get me that pissed, I normally just put them on my block list and move on.....

I on't have one but I have a friend that use to say the stupidest ass line I ever freaking heard.

Here it is and I quote  "JESUS GONE WHOOP YO ASS" 

One of my best insults is quoting song lyrics. Had this friend who always wanted to start some drama with me and my house. She used to tell lies to see if she could get a reaction out of me.

I would come back just as smooth as buddah. In a calm and cool voice, I would look at her and say, " I got 99 problems. But a ***** ain't one." Shut her down and all the lies she came with. The reaction was a Kodak moment. As Ma Dea would say, "TING!

My line is
"I CAN SHOW YOU BETTER THAN I CAN TELL YA!"

she drops the mic and walks off stage

1) ***** Phleez

They hate that schit. lol

2) Do me a favor, can you reach in that draw and hand me that pink thing.......thanks
lmao

If I have to work, clean house, take care of kids and do yard work what do I need you for?

Okay mine are probably not as colorful as others..
Talk to the hand cause the spirit ain't listening
come back when you can't stay longer
I'm gonna lay hands on you and it won't be in the name of Jesus 
and when I see someone just shoveling the food in like a backhoe digging a ditch I have ask why is it every time your elbow bends your mouth flies open.