OT - A very 'picky' subject

YUCK just nasty get some tissue...what else do you pick in public?

See...this post right here proves my point yesterday and provides the evidence to overrule my felony charge for knocking a mofo smooth out  for putting his hands on my child...especially in her face!!!   

Exhibit A: Your honor, Mr. Aye has admitted in an open forum that he digs for gold without tissue or any other protective booger barrier.

Exhibit B:  Mr. Aye is a well groomed and respected member of the BAF society. No one probably ever would have thunk that he randomly digs for gold in that manner.

Exhibit C:  Now, with that all said. Please look at the picture of the man that is under indictment for slapping her child in the face





Where in the hell do you think his hands have been!!!!! In his azz...his dog's azz...who the hell even wants to guess!

Your honor, I rest my case.....the fact that this man now has to wear a colostomy bag for life has no bearing on this case. Its irrelevant in light of the cir****tantial evidence. 

Judge:  This case is dismissed!!!

Mahogany,    LMAO @ "protective booger barrier" 

Come on, Aye, what you got against tissue !!??? 

When I pull up to a light & see someone doing this icky activity, I honk the horn & laugh when I interrupt them! 

I've imagined having an alternative horn-sound, a voice that yells out "stop that"!!!

Come on, Aye, what you got against tissue !!??? 

Nothin.  Whatchu got against me sittin in my own car pickin a winner? See right there...  Black on Black crime... 
When I pull up to a light & see someone doing this icky activity, I honk the horn & laugh when I interrupt them! 

Well don't drive on my highway then...   'cause i'm liable to chase ya azz down to the next store or shopping mall where you're headed and smear my recently unearthed buried treasure right on your windshield.  You'd be better fuggin with people who text while driving or Asian folks who can't seem to understand that you can't change your mind in the middle of an intersection and just up and make a left turn than to mess with me and my Dig 'Em Smaks.

I've imagined having an alternative horn-sound, a voice that yells out "stop that"!!!

But if they are in their own cars then why bother 'em.  Let 'em dig away and be happy.

The dog's azz??  WTF!!!

Oh my...  Poor Rover.  This man shouldn't be checking for prostate problems in the family pet.

The same person who was digging in their nose and other places are the same folks who want to shake folks hands when they get to the office. 

Oh that's nothing...

You wait until certain men go to the bathroom at work and come out all eager to greet ya and shake your hands.  Here's a tip:  They didn't wash their hands.  I know this for a fact.  I watched them walk past the sink on the way from the stalls.

i reallllllyyyy sincerely hope this is one of your stories and not a real life situation...........AAAAAARON GET A DAYUM TISSUE......come on now......omgggg