OT - A very 'picky' subject

(deactivated member)
on 9/2/09 10:49 pm

Ayy yo,

Why are some people soooo fascinated with another person sitting there, minding their own business, doing no harm to anyone else but themselves, as they diligently dig up in their nose trying to get something useless out of it?

There I was driving along the highway this morning, trying to enjoy that lukewarm new Whitney Houston cd that I burned from that link that our very own Kim B. posted the other day (good looking out, Yo) when the urge hit me. Hey it's allergy season so what the heck right? Now I had to use my pinky finger 'cause my pointer is so big that it would either rip something else important and needed loose and start a nose bleed or just push the dayum thing that I'm trying to get at further and further up into my head. As I'm sitting there trying to negotiate this transaction to my satisfaction, I glance over and noticed a prune-faced old biddy has slowed her car down to ride along side of me and is over there frowning and staring at me like she's trying to cast a spell on my blacque azz. So naturally, I pretended to taste said finger in order to gross her out even further. Well that did it. Her eyes popped out like and she sped the hell up to get away from my azz. I guess she didn't want to see what happens when I scratched my butt huh?

Why do people stop and stare when you pick your nose? It's not like a bad habit - you just gotta fix your snout. Do you care if they care. Holla atcha boy!

Dalexis
on 9/2/09 10:58 pm - Brooklyn, NY

RNY on 11/27/06

Hey, while ur at it, what is the facsination with staring if a person wants to scratch their own arse? Or smell their own farts?

LOL.

I'm just sayin'. lol

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(deactivated member)
on 9/2/09 11:02 pm

RNY on 10/02/08

See that's what I'm talking about. These are just natural body issues/concerns that we have to deal with. But other folks will stop and stare at you as if to say, "Now YOU know better!"

I don't get it.

Kim B.
on 9/2/09 10:59 pm - OH

RNY on 02/07/07

EEEEEWWWWWWW...that IS a bad habit! Get a dayum tissue man!
I stare thinking to myself how nasty that shiot is and to see WTH you gonna do with it...flick it, wipe it....whateva!

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(deactivated member)
on 9/2/09 11:05 pm

RNY on 10/02/08

@ that IS a bad habit! Get a dayum tissue man!

Y'all lucky I don't just up and use my shirt tail or sleeves - like I used to do when I was a kid.

MIDDLE MAN
on 9/2/09 11:07 pm - GA

RNY on 04/22/09

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(deactivated member)
on 9/2/09 11:08 pm

Ya know why folks can't look away when you see somebody digging for gold? We are waiting to see where you plan to store your treasure once you find it. Are you gonna flick it in the air and pretend like you haven't sent a booger flying? Are you gonna rub it on your pants leg or on the seaat next to you? Or even worse-are you gonna eat it?!!!! Ewww.

I just grossed myself out a bit just thinking about it.

IMHO its better to keep some kleenex or a handkerchief close by. I'd much better hear the gross horn blowing of somebody trying to work things out that way rather than watch them try to impale their brain with a finger.

(deactivated member)
on 9/2/09 11:23 pm

RNY on 10/02/08

Ya know why folks can't look away when you see somebody digging for gold?

No. Why?

We are waiting to see where you plan to store your treasure once you find it.

Well hell... If I ever hit the lottery I don't plan to share it. Why would y'all think that I'd share something stored away in my own personal coffers?

Are you gonna flick it in the air and pretend like you haven't sent a booger flying?

Too much work. I'd rather put it in the palm of my hand and then 'give' it to the next person I shake hands with.

Are you gonna rub it on your pants leg or on the seaat next to you?

Nah... That's kinda childish to me. I'd rather flick it in the air if I gotta do all that work.

Or even worse-are you gonna eat it?!!!! Ewww.

I just grossed myself out a bit just thinking about it.

Nope. I came from pretty humble beginnings and trust me when I tell ya - Boogers were never on the menu.

IMHO its better to keep some kleenex or a handkerchief close by.

What?? Shirt sleeves don't work anymore?

I'd much better hear the gross horn blowing of somebody trying to work things out that way rather than watch them try to impale their brain with a finger.
Oh You're no fun. I thought you knew how to have a good time.

I know... What if they throw the used tissue out the window and watch people have accidents trying to avoid the tissue touching their car or tires. See how silly it's beginning to sound over a few boogers?

(deactivated member)
on 9/2/09 11:39 pm

Aaron, what can I say? You are touched! Gross, but funny none the less.

MSW will not settle
on 9/2/09 11:29 pm

EEEEwwwwwww!!! That's just too nasty for anyone to want to watch. I guess its like an accident. Awfull, but you can't seem to get yourself to look away.

No no no no no! Unless she was trying to pass you a tissue and some purell there is no point in looking.